Agent Ribbons
by black francis » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:24 pm
I was trying to be modest.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by Dr Evil » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:48 am
Agent Ribbons? I didn't bother looking for a long time. But now I have, I'd say they are a good band-take no notice of the cynics on here. I think they are victims of inverted prejudice-people assume attractive people (specially gorgeous girls) must be shallow when in fact they have something to say. You don't have to look like Thom Yorke to be deep. It's only when a devastating talent-Mac in his youth, or Rozi Plain comes along that all prejudice against gorgeousness is swept aside. Agent Ribbons are not on that level, but a good band nevertheless-if they tour England I might see and film them.
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by black francis » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:07 pm
My favorite song from their new album
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BTvS5i4_gE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BTvS5i4_gE[/youtube]
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by black francis » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:16 pm
Second favorite song from new album
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433fdyo8XOw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433fdyo8XOw[/youtube]
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by black francis » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:17 pm
I swear these chicks are the real deal.
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by black francis » Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:13 pm
I forgot to tell the story of the second chick who hit on me. She was even more direct than the first. She was looking at me for a while but after the first incident I wasn't doubting my good looks. I was like yeah she's looking at my fine self. 
She walks up there's like 10 - 15 feet of room behind me and she puts her hand on my shoulder and says excuse me then rubs both boobs right across my back. I was a bit shocked and all I could think to say was thank you. Probably not the wittiest thing I've ever come up with but the best I could do at the time.
Of course being the bad ass that I am (and married too I suppose) I hid the rest of the night from her.
Okay enough about me, let's talk some more about Agent Ribbons.
She walks up there's like 10 - 15 feet of room behind me and she puts her hand on my shoulder and says excuse me then rubs both boobs right across my back. I was a bit shocked and all I could think to say was thank you. Probably not the wittiest thing I've ever come up with but the best I could do at the time.
Of course being the bad ass that I am (and married too I suppose) I hid the rest of the night from her.
Okay enough about me, let's talk some more about Agent Ribbons.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by JackT » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:40 pm
This is about as plausible as you "forgetting" to tell us you saw bigfoot.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by Frank The Bunny » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:00 pm
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought these letters were real until it happened to me.
One night at an Agent Ribbons show....
I never thought these letters were real until it happened to me.
One night at an Agent Ribbons show....
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by black francis » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:58 am
Frank The Bunny wrote:Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought these letters were real until it happened to me.
One night at an Agent Ribbons show....
I had my kleenex, lube and fleshlight and was feeling confident....
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:20 am
black francis wrote:I had my kleenex, lube and fleshlight and was feeling confident....
Maybe that's what got her, do you carry them around on a belt like Handy Manny?
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by black francis » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:49 am
I carry them in my man purse.
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by Ivan » Tue May 03, 2011 9:44 am
Agent Ribbons playing Seattle's Comet Tavern this Friday. $7. Dare I go?
http://www.comettavern.com/
http://www.comettavern.com/
Kittays! Tittays! Baconburgers!
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by black francis » Tue May 03, 2011 3:15 pm
Humor me for $7.00. Please!
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