I forgot to tell the story of the second chick who hit on me. She was even more direct than the first. She was looking at me for a while but after the first incident I wasn't doubting my good looks. I was like yeah she's looking at my fine self.
She walks up there's like 10 - 15 feet of room behind me and she puts her hand on my shoulder and says excuse me then rubs both boobs right across my back. I was a bit shocked and all I could think to say was thank you. Probably not the wittiest thing I've ever come up with but the best I could do at the time.
Of course being the bad ass that I am (and married too I suppose) I hid the rest of the night from her.
Okay enough about me, let's talk some more about Agent Ribbons.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts