Okay.
AGAIN: I was in a state of bliss when I quickly wrote a review on the forums & mailing list.
Ian told me this little thing and it made me feel very excited, so I presented it in the form of a very small teaser.
This teaser was taken out of context so I cared to elaborate a little. I wrote my own reasoning for not revealing the whole truth but obviously some of you can't deal with a little suspense.
Seriously, shut up with your 'TELL ME ALL YOU KNOW NOW' attitude and your mocking of my reasoning. Responses like Brian's and Dave's make me feel sorry for posting my review in the first place.