Mac's ex-Mrs and daughter on MTV

[Dave Smith]

Oh yes-us 'lucky' MTV Europe viewers get to see Kerry Katona-Crazy In love.This is a 'fly-on-the wall' docu-soap following Ms Katona's non-celebrity career.Unfortunately the said Katona is the type of girl who opens her legs to keep the flies off her chips.

Anyway-flicking about last night,she was being fitted out by her stylist Lorraine McCulloch who had brought her daughter Mimi.JUst thought I'd let you know.

[Frank The Bunny]

Anyone else see the irony that the only McCullochs getting MTV airtime are non-musicians?

I wonder if the kiddies these days know that the "M" used to stand for "Music", not "Miscellaneous"

[Mr. Brian]

I wonder if the kiddies these days know that the "M" used to stand for "Music", not "Miscellaneous"

yeah and VH1 was for the old farts but now ... Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[insanejane]

yeah and VH1 was for the old farts but now ... Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[Frank The Bunny]

“We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones.”

[tonywojo]

:confused:

I'm getting sick of all these food threads!

I'm on a diet

[withahip]

"The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few. "

[Frank The Bunny]

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

[withahip]

"Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball."