As this momentous occasion approaches

[black francis]

I'm wondering what happens when I reach 10,000. I parade? Key to the city? Ridicule?

Mr. Brian, surely you've been planning for this day since the forum's inception.

[Dr Cheese]

The third option is the most likely. I'm eagerly poised over my keyboard ready to launch the abuse.

[Mr. Brian]

I'm wondering what happens when I reach 10,000. I parade? Key to the city? Ridicule?

Mr. Brian, surely you've been planning for this day since the forum's inception.

I honestly don't remember. Let's all be surprised.

[Voodoo Billy]

The third option is the most likely. I'm eagerly poised over my keyboard ready to launch the abuse.

Me too!!!!!!!!!!

The ******** ******** shall rue the fucking day.

[black francis]

I think you guys will get your chance later this month.

[Dr Cheese]

Crack on then you lazy bastard I've got itchy typing fingers!

[Voodoo Billy]

Crack on then you lazy bastard I've got itchy typing fingers!

Me too, I've a barrel of abuse and vitriol which I've been saving for this particular occasion.

[black francis]

I'm a tight and delicate flower so please go easy fellas.

[Voodoo Billy]

I'm a tight and delicate flower so please go easy fellas.

You'll be loose and petal-free by the time we're finished blossom.

[black francis]

That's exactly what they used to tell me in prison.

[Voodoo Billy]

That's exactly what they used to tell me in prison.

[black francis]