Sting: What A Pretentious Wanker I Am

[Dr Cheese]

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/s ... ay-musical

What a twat.

"Trying to decide which is the dullest Sting song is like trying to identify the deadest corpse in a morgue" - Charlie Brooker.

[Kounelaki]

"That night I go to watch Sting performing in a large amphitheatre just off the beach in Juan-les-Pins. Around 3,000 people are seated in rows banked up from the edge of the sand and away from the sea. When I make my way down row C, I find myself sitting next to Julian Lennon, who has driven over from his new place in Monaco."

[Kounelaki]

Reader comment of the year: "Oh Sting, where is thy death?"

[withahip]

Sting is for those who say they like jazz but don't. But want to.