Don't hog all the vagina

[black francis]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ome-578341


FEBRUARY 13--A ménage a trois went horribly wrong last Friday when a North Dakota man stabbed another male participant when he refused to switch positions during the tryst, according to court records.

Ashley Hunter, 33, was charged this week with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing Orlando DeWitt, 37, in the arm during the bizarre February 8 encounter. Hunter is pictured in the adjacent mug shot.

Cops report that Hunter and DeWitt--who met in prison--had been partying with several female acquaintances Friday night at a Fargo bar when they returned to Hunter’s residence (after a 2:30 AM McDonald’s pit stop).

DeWitt told police that he “began kissing on the couch” with one of the women, named Leticia. Soon, they were “under the covers and they had their pants off,” which led, of course, to the new couple having sex. DeWitt added that he twice caught Hunter watching the living room action from his adjacent bedroom.

At one point, DeWitt reported, Hunter “came out of the bedroom and began kissing on Leticia’s breasts.” In short order, Leticia “began to perform oral sex on Hunter.” It appears that DeWitt was continuing to have sex with Leticia while she was performing double duty.

And that is when the trouble began.

“Hunter then asked to switch places with Orlando,” according to a Fargo Police Department report. “Orlando told him no and Hunter became upset.” During the ensuing argument, DeWitt called Hunter a “fucking retard,” which infuriated Hunter. He yelled at DeWitt and ordered him to leave the residence.

DeWitt, seen at left, recalled that Hunter--who threatened to “fuck him up” and “kill him”--reached into the couch and retrieved a 12-inch butcher knife. DeWitt and Leticia, both naked, fled to a bathroom. Hunter, knife in hand, subsequently forced his way into the bathroom and continued to threaten DeWitt.

“Orlando said he decided to run for the front door,” police reported. The nude DeWitt reached the home’s first door, but as he “went to open the exterior door he felt the knife cutting the back of his left arm.” While fleeing the home, DeWitt, who was not seriously injured, grabbed Leticia’s phone, which he used to call 911 from a nearby alley.

Charged Monday with DeWitt’s stabbing, Hunter was booked into the Cass County jail in lieu of $5000 bail. He remains locked up in advance of a March 13 court appearance.

[Voodoo Billy]

'reached into the couch and retrieved a 12-inch butcher knife'

Don't you have knife drawers over there?

[black francis]

It's considered bad form to NOT have a 12" butcher knife tucked in the couch in case your buddy is bogarting all the vagina.

[the puppet]

Some great comments in the replys

Who's the whorebag that decided banging these two losers was a good idea?
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· February 13 at 12:23pm

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Robin · Works at Music Educator
Who's the sexist ass who immediately blames the woman?

· February 13 at 12:48pm
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Jim · Top Commenter · Waukegan, Illinois
Who's the dumb bitch that sees blame in a reasonable question?

· February 13 at 12:50pm
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Robin · Works at Music Educator
That'd be me

[withahip]

Francis you need to wait your turn. I expect Ivan is doing ok?

[black francis]

I am a very considerate participant during my threesomes with former convicts.

Ivan always gets his.