Three daughters ?

by **Malbert** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:11 pm

Any dude who has a more intense beauty regimen than I is automatically disqualified.

by **JackT** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:27 pm

Malbert wrote:Any dude who has a more intense beauty regimen than I is automatically disqualified.

What if the dude has combination skin.

by **girlwithnoname** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:29 pm

I'm lucky if Mr. noname shaves more than two times a week. Good thing he always smells nice.

by **Malbert** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:56 pm

JackT wrote:What if the dude has combination skin.

If he even knows what "combination skin" is? That is also immediate disqualification :biggrin:

by **Malbert** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:56 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:I'm lucky if Mr. noname shaves more than two times a week. Good thing he always smells nice.

Smelling good is always a plus and does not make a man metro, imho.

by **withahip** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:17 pm

Malbert wrote:Any dude who has a more intense beauty regimen than I is automatically disqualified.

You set a low bar.

by **withahip** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:21 pm

chelmusa wrote:I tought Mac had Candy and Mimi, but he has a little girl of two years old...

He is understandable, coherent and cool in that vid.

For a guy that wants to do solo stuff, why does he continually play the EATB hits?

by **Dr Cheese** » Tue May 08, 2012 5:30 am

withahip wrote:
For a guy that wants to do solo stuff, why does he continually play the EATB hits?

Because deep down he knows his solo stuff is shite and no-one really wants to hear it.

by **Malbert** » Tue May 08, 2012 6:31 am

withahip wrote:You set a low bar.

I'm about a half hour ahead of that guy's routine :wink:

by **withahip** » Tue May 08, 2012 6:57 am

That's a woman. Don't disrespect my Aunt Sally.

by **Malbert** » Tue May 08, 2012 7:41 am

withahip wrote:That's a woman. Don't disrespect my Aunt Sally.

I thought that was your mother :wink:

by **withahip** » Tue May 08, 2012 12:54 pm

No. And she wants the dildo she left up your ass back.

by **Malbert** » Tue May 08, 2012 3:28 pm

withahip wrote:No. And she wants the dildo she left up your ass back.

She can't have it, as I have become quite fond of it.

by **Ocean Rain** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:00 am

girlwithnoname wrote:From Urban Dictionary, Definition #8:

8. metrosexual
A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care.
Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.

Highlighting for bf.

I know no one cares, but Damon is a self-idenitified heterosexual who admits to same-sex experiences - what I'd call bisexual.

by **withahip** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:18 pm

Well, it is good to now a new record isn't the only thing Ian has released.

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