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Postby Mr. Brian » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:33 pm

black francis wrote:There will be a dog.


get one that can fuck you like that one in withahip's picture
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Postby JackT » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:11 pm

black francis wrote:I have a plan Jack. When I bring it in it will be a tiny puppy and the women will fall in love with him/her and two years later when the dog weighs 180 lbs they'll be too attached to say shit.


Didn't they think you were cute at one time? I could see them cutting you lose without too much provocation.
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Postby girlwithnoname » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:51 pm

Don't worry, Jack--I have a detached shed in my backyard that can double as a doghouse for black francis in that event.
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Postby black francis » Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:27 pm

All the dog and require is four walls and a roof girlwithnoname.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:37 am

I can't believe you lot managed to spread this (dog) shit over to a second page.
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Postby withahip » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:37 am

Sounds like someone needs a cute puppy wuppy.

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Postby Dr Cheese » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:51 am

We have a dog. It's a pain the arse.
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Postby Malbert » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:46 am

withahip wrote:Image


That looks just like my mastiff, Brutus. I am not fond of small dogs; they freak out easily and think they're all badasses. A couple of years ago, we had some garage vandalizations in the neighborhood; people were getting bikes and tools stolen, things like that. I will say with a 200 lb. dog in the driveway I did not have that problem :biggrin:
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Postby Malbert » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:54 am

Mr. Brian wrote:I need some assistance I hope a dog is around.


I've never seen a seeing eye cat or a seizure trained cat.
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Postby Malbert » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:56 am

Dr Cheese wrote:We have a dog. It's a pain the arse.

No doubt it's a small dog.
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Postby Malbert » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:59 am

black francis wrote:When I bring it in it will be a tiny puppy


No it won't.....Brutus was 8 weeks old when we got him, and he was already 30 lbs! Plus, he eats like a horse, eight cups of food a day. Budget for that.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:30 am

I bet he shits like an elephant.
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Postby JackT » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:00 am

Malbert wrote:I've never seen a seeing eye cat or a seizure trained cat.


Because cats don't really give a shit.
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Postby girlwithnoname » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:17 am

JackT wrote:Because cats don't really give a shit.


This is what dog people don't understand, Jack--we live to serve THEM, not the other way around.

Who's smart now?
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Postby withahip » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:21 am

ME! Because I'd never get a cat.
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