Transgendered female in Miss Universe pageant

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:42 pm

I think Trump took it in the ass with his decision to let Miss Canada compete. If the rule says you must be born a female, then she, who was previously a he, doesn't qualify, plus he/she lied on the entry form about his/her gender, rationalizing that "in my mind, I've always been female." (In my mind, I've always been about 5'7 and 115 lbs but that doesn't make it so, even when I'm wearing my favorite Doc Martens or buying pants.) The other thing is that he doesn't have the DNA of a female which gives him a disadvantage over women and fat deposits on body parts such as hips and thighs, and he doesn't have to worry about saddlebags. There are pageants for trangendered individuals, so it's not as though there is no place for her to go. I'm disappointed in Donald. I thought he had the balls to stand up to this, but I suppose his were removed the same time Miss Canada's were.

by **black francis** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:56 pm

by **black francis** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:59 pm

My only issue is bringing that hag Gloria Allred into the mix. God I hate her.

And that sure looks like a woman to me.

I know all there is to know about the crying game...

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:04 pm

I know what she looks like....she's gorgeous. But she doesn't have the biological capacity to have fat on her hips or thighs, which gives her an advantage over biologically born women. In my opinion, it's like throwing a transgendered dude (who was previously a chick) into a large penis competition after surgically being given the largest possible penis. Who's going to win? The dude with the fake gigantic schlong. And don't post any pictures regarding that.

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:05 pm

black francis wrote:
And that sure looks like a woman to me.

Man hands......look closer in a different photo.

by **girlwithnoname** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:15 pm

Pageants are bullshit anyway. I don't give a crap if they decide to let blue-skinned alien females with five vaginas into the pageant.

by **black francis** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:39 pm

Which four VT members would hit that with me?

by **JackT** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:02 pm

black francis wrote:Which four VT members would hit that with me?

You meant to say which three would hit that with us.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:11 pm

Two left.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:14 pm

Malbert wrote:I know what she looks like....she's gorgeous. But she doesn't have the biological capacity to have fat on her hips or thighs, which gives her an advantage over biologically born women.

So all those sports shops selling exercise bikes and rowing machines should have been selling knobs all along?

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:16 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:So all those sports shops selling exercise bikes and rowing machines should have been selling knobs all along?

Sports stores in the UK don't sell them?!

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:17 pm

Malbert wrote:Sports stores in the UK don't sell them?!

No, but they serve a lot of them.

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:17 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:Pageants are bullshit anyway. I don't give a crap if they decide to let blue-skinned alien females with five vaginas into the pageant.

I agree, as long as they're naturally born blue-skinned female aliens with five vaginas.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:18 pm

Sounds like a Tarantino film title.

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:19 pm

Or James Cameron's follow up to "Avatar".

Transgendered female in Miss Universe pageant

Transgendered female in Miss Universe pageant

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