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[Voodoo Billy]

That lady on the toilet looks like she's getting ready to play some Silent Hill.

I think she's more likely to deposit a noisy mound. Why the hell has she taken one shoe off, unless she's constipated and has a plan for that heel?

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Boom boom.

[black francis]

I can't believe I'm doing this Billy but...

[Malbert]

My husband told me about a time when he worked for the medical examiner's office in Rochester before we were married. Evidently, a tenant in an apartment building complained that the tenant above was having a leakage problem from the bathroom. Under further investigation, it turned out that the tenant with the leak had died on the toilet, and the leakage was body fluids seeping into the downstairs apartment.