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by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:12 am

And did your 'friend's son' like your tits Malbert? :eek:

by **fat cherry** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:51 am

Malbert wrote: I told her if she really wanted to scar him she would have said, "I know you're curious, and it's normal. If you want to see tits, I'll show you mine". That'll do it.

Not sure you understand boys do you? They're fairly simple objects though. I beleive the mom's best friend scenario can be found on all sorts of sites over the interweb.

by **fat cherry** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:56 am

sorry just read that again - get it now. Comment still stands though. Not sure if the someones sister line really works - if it did you'd never get to second base would you let alone fourth or fifth and the species would die. blokes eh, unless your sister dosn't mind you putting your hand up her jumper.

by **Malbert** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:37 am

Voodoo Billy wrote:And did your 'friend's son' like your tits Malbert?

I meant my friend should have showed her son her own rack. I was not volunteering.

by **Malbert** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:40 am

fat cherry wrote: Not sure if the someones sister line really works

Her point was that the women on porn sites have families; they are someone's daughter or sister. She was trying to bring a little humanity to it.

by **JackT** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:57 am

Malbert wrote: I told her if she really wanted to scar him she would have said, "I know you're curious, and it's normal. If you want to see tits, I'll show you mine". That'll do it.

Ironically that is the plot of many a porn video.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:36 pm

Malbert wrote:I meant my friend should have showed her son her own rack. I was not volunteering.

I know what you meant :wink:

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by **black francis** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:08 am

Malbert wrote:Her point was that the women on porn sites have families; they are someone's daughter or sister. She was trying to bring a little humanity to it.

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by **meh** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:45 am

Malbert wrote:I'm hoping I don't find any.....he's looked around online, and a girlfriend of mine who has a son the same age gave him the "that's someone's daughter or sister you're looking at" speech with a few other comments thrown in. She thinks she scarred him for life. I told her if she really wanted to scar him she would have said, "I know you're curious, and it's normal. If you want to see tits, I'll show you mine". That'll do it.

...or make many an uncomfortable thanksgiving...?

by **Malbert** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:22 pm

black francis wrote:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Yeah, I know. You're a lost cause.

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:28 pm

He's done it again! More Nickelback has infiltrated my library...... :evil:

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:40 pm

Does that mean your friend's titties (that one's for you BF) will be on display once again?

by **Malbert** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:43 pm

Sorry to disappoint, but no :wink:

by **black francis** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:44 pm

Thanks for thinking of me Billy. You're a good friend.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:15 pm

Every time I think of the word titty you automatically spring to mind.

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