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What a waste of a good iTunes card

Postby Malbert » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:15 pm

My 13 yr old son just robbed my account to purchase a Nickelback album! I'll have to kick his ass.
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Re: What a waste of a good iTunes card

Postby JackT » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:34 pm

Malbert wrote:My 13 yr old son just robbed my account to purchase a Nickelback album! I'll have to kick his ass.


You should just make him listen to the Nickleback album.
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Re: What a waste of a good iTunes card

Postby Mr. Brian » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:35 pm

Malbert wrote:My 13 yr old son just robbed my account to purchase a Nickelback album! I'll have to kick his ass.


You shouldn't be posting these embarrassing family incidents in a public forum. This could hurt you down the road in a job search or something.
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Postby fat cherry » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:43 pm

teenagers are supposed to be rebellious aren't they? If he downloaded a load of jingly jangly crap or swirling post punk psychedelia type stuff tyou'd think he was just sucking up. and that wouldn't do at all.
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Postby JackT » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:48 pm

fat cherry wrote:teenagers are supposed to be rebellious aren't they? If he downloaded a load of jingly jangly crap or swirling post punk psychedelia type stuff tyou'd think he was just sucking up. and that wouldn't do at all.


That reminds of the Colin Quinn joke about how it must suck to be Jakob Dylan, and him trying to tell his dad, "You just don't undertand my music." "I'm Bob Dylan. I understand your music and it sucks."
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Re: What a waste of a good iTunes card

Postby Malbert » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:24 pm

Mr. Brian wrote: This could hurt you down the road in a job search or something.


Crap....there goes my chance of getting the presidential nomination in 2016!
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Postby Malbert » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:25 pm

JackT wrote:"I'm Bob Dylan. I understand your music and it sucks."


Pot, pot, kettle, kettle.
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Postby Malbert » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:28 pm

fat cherry wrote:sucking up


Actually, I was going to give him props for having pretty good taste in music, and then THIS happened! I'm more upset he chose Nickelback than I am about the fact he ripped me off to do it.
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Postby black francis » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:35 pm

I think it's time for Child Services to intervene. You're obviously an unfit parent.
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Postby Malbert » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:16 am

black francis wrote:I think it's time for Child Services to intervene. You're obviously an unfit parent.


You're just realizing that NOW?
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Postby meh » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:19 pm

Malbert wrote:You're just realizing that NOW?


um, discipline? make him pay yyou back, ban him your computer and make him watch the last bunnymen shows on a loop saying 'that's what you'll be like if you don't fly straight'
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:29 pm

And burn all his porn.
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Postby black francis » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:55 pm

Actually if you could send the porn my way it would be greatly appreciated.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:13 pm

black francis wrote:Actually if you could send the porn my way it would be greatly appreciated.


You must keep yourself pure if you're saving yourself for darling sweetie OXO cube.
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Postby Malbert » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:51 pm

black francis wrote:Actually if you could send the porn my way it would be greatly appreciated.


I'm hoping I don't find any.....he's looked around online, and a girlfriend of mine who has a son the same age gave him the "that's someone's daughter or sister you're looking at" speech with a few other comments thrown in. She thinks she scarred him for life. I told her if she really wanted to scar him she would have said, "I know you're curious, and it's normal. If you want to see tits, I'll show you mine". That'll do it.
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