Doomsday Preppers

[Malbert]

This is a new series on the National Geographic channel, and the first episode aired last night. My thought after a viewing was, "If these are the people left after such an event, then I'll just put a bullet in my head and get it over with."

[Mr. Brian]

My thought after a viewing was, "If these are the people left after such an event, then I'll just put a bullet in my head and get it over with."

I saw this and thought the same thing!

My favorite part was the guy foraging around LA to show how you could find edible vegetation. He makes this little salad of greens from things growing around the city, interesting yes, but then he pulls a bottle of store bought salad dressing out of his bag!

[Malbert]

I bet it was organic salad dressing too because in times like that, you really want to be concerned about the environment.

[Mr. Brian]

It was a mix of the deadly serious like the people with the compound and all the shipping containers with about 15 years of food, to the salad dressing guy, to the overweight batshit 20 something crazy girl...who will have to kill her precious spoiled cats when the time comes (per her boyfriend) but thought that was ok because they'll adopt news ones later! Wow.

[Malbert]

I thought she was going to say something along the lines of, "If I need to, I'll eat my cats."

[Mr. Brian]

I thought she was going to say something along the lines of, "If I need to, I'll eat my cats."

If they do they should hook up with the LA guy and they can have a nice salad first.

[black francis]

I'm going to ride it out so I can repopulate the Earth by banging crazy chicks.

[Malbert]

The crazy Texas chick has 160 condoms, so you'll be able to get some good practice. I don't think she mentioned having any paper bags to put over her head, so bring your own.

[Malbert]

If they do they should hook up with the LA guy and they can have a nice salad first.

With his Paul Newman dressing (and 100% of proceeds going to charity. Another thing to think about during a world crisis).

[Voodoo Billy]

BF supplies his own mayo.

[black francis]

Where I come from we refer to it as "man gravy"

[Malbert]

Where I come from we refer to it as "man gravy"

I thought it was called "special sauce", as in "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun".....no?

[black francis]

I'll give you a hint Malbert: it's semen.

[Malbert]

I'll give you a hint Malbert: it's semen.

You mean like men on a boat?

[Malbert]

And I was talking about semen BEING the special sauce on a Big Mac.....don't you people have any references to fast food employess jerking off at work and adding their, um, contribution to the condiments??