I wish

[black francis]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... beria.html

However if Rambo taught me anything it's never trust the Russians.

[Malbert]

I thought it looked like a hairy Russian guy after being near Chernobyl too long. But one good thing I can say about those Russians is they make a kick ass salad dressing.

[Malbert]

I was wrong; it's definitely Mr. Snuffleupagus from "Sesame Street."

[black francis]

I think it's withahip wading through the rapids nude.

[Mr. Brian]

I thought it looked like a hairy Russian guy after being near Chernobyl too long. But one good thing I can say about those Russians is they make a kick ass salad dressing.

That's the second salad dressing post from you today. I just thought I'd point that out.

[Malbert]

You started it when you talked about Salad Man, so it just went from there. Plus I just got back from lunch when I had a salad. So there...

[Malbert]

That's the second salad dressing post from you today. I just thought I'd point that out.

And I should get some kind of recognition about that, like "Most posts related to salad dressing". Just be glad I didn't add "At the mall."

[black francis]

That's the second salad dressing post from you today. I just thought I'd point that out.

I think it's withahip wading through the rapids nude.

[withahip]

I think it's withahip wading through the rapids nude.

I am not hairy. that would be my pimp fur coat I'm wearing if that is indeed me. But I do not see my fedora.

[Malbert]

All this talk about mammoths has reminded me of a joke I heard when I was way too young to have heard it. Here goes:

A man wants to enlarge his penis, so he goes to his doctor. The doctor says, "You're in luck. We have just come out with a new procedure for this very thing. We use the trunk of an elephant and make you a new penis from that." The man thinks about it for a few minutes and agrees to have to have the surgery, and the procedure is a success. After a few weeks, the man is feeling quite confident, so he asks a woman on a dinner date. While they are waiting for the main course, they sit and talk and get to know each other better. All of a sudden, the trunk penis grabs a hard roll from the bread basket on the table. They both sit there embarrassed by what happened. A few seconds later, the same thing happens. The woman says, "That's a neat trick! Can you do it again?" and the man replies, "Yes, but I don't think my asshole can take another hard roll."