by Malbert » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:27 pm
You mean the dog was making you his bitch, you fell, and landed in a turd but only one knee? That's not complicated.
Or possibly, you were trying to disimpact the dog with your knee? Again, not complicated.
Now, if the situation was this: you had just gotten home from school, a friend's house, etc., and the dog was chasing you, you ran up a tree, happened to run into a squirrel on the branch, he bit your ass, you fell to the ground rolling around in pain, crapped your pants (because you had to go # 2 but wouldn't do it at your friend's house or school which is why you left in the first place {no one likes to poop someplace other than the comfort of their own potty}), the dog comes over, sniffs some competition for his 'turf' drops a pile next to you and as you slowly get up your knee gets turd on it? THAT's complicated.