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Postby JackT » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:37 pm

As most of you know, I recently introduced a new character named "crystal89".

How is everyone liking it so far?

I'm wondering if it is perhaps a bit unbelievable and I should go in a different direction with the posts. What do you all think?
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Re: crystal89

Postby Mr. Brian » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:50 pm

JackT wrote:As most of you know, I recently introduced a new character named "crystal89".

How is everyone liking it so far?

I'm wondering if it is perhaps a bit unbelievable and I should go in a different direction with the posts. What do you all think?


That can't be right because I have a theory that all of you are part of my multiple personality disorder
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:20 pm

Mr. Brian wrote:That can't be right because I have a theory that all of you are part of my multiple personality disorder


So within Mr Brian's multiple personalities, one (Jack and Crystal) splits once again? Jesus, BF, lock the knife drawer, we are in serious danger from ourselves.
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Postby black francis » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:27 pm

Actually I wanna see Mr. Brian's personalities run amok with meat cleavers and knives. I think we should ride this one out.
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Postby crystal89 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:11 pm

the possibilities are endless, but I am afraid that jack might have skipped his medication this week.
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Postby JackT » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:35 pm

crystal89 wrote:the possibilities are endless, but I am afraid that jack might have skipped his medication this week.


You see? Now I'm second guessing this post. I'm not sure this character is going anywhere.
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Postby crystal89 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:46 pm

what once was tangible is now reality.
Maybe JackT is the made up character?
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Postby Malbert » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:54 pm

JackT wrote:As most of you know, I recently introduced a new character named "crystal89".

How is everyone liking it so far?

I'm wondering if it is perhaps a bit unbelievable and I should go in a different direction with the posts. What do you all think?


I feel if you renamed the character "Crystal Meth", you'd fine.
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Postby JackT » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:55 pm

Malbert wrote:I feel if you renamed the character "Crystal Meth", you'd fine.


Good feedback.
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Postby Malbert » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:04 pm

Or maybe you could stripper-ize the name, say instead of "CRYStal", you could be "CrysTAL". And then add "69" instead of "89" to make it a porn name.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:06 pm

Malbert wrote:Or maybe you could stripper-ize the name, say instead of "CRYStal", you could be "CrysTAL". And then add "69" instead of "89" to make it a porn name.


The 89 is a porn name, it's a 69 with a fat girl.
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Postby Malbert » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:10 pm

Can she get into the Fat Club, or is that just for the men?
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Postby black francis » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:18 pm

Does she have HUGE KNOCKERS?
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:18 pm

Sorry, first rule of Fat Club.........
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:18 pm

Yes, she's most welcome.
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