met a dude witht he name McCulloch

by **watercolors** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:09 pm

He mumbled. Constantly. :rolleyes:

by **crystal89** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:36 pm

you must be Pete, from management, the spelling and
typos in the subject heading are a dead give away.

:wink:

by **girlwithnoname** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:14 pm

How old was this guy? If he's under 35, he could be a chip off the old man's block. :eek:

by **watercolors** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:40 pm

The guy is dating my sis in-law. No relation to the main man.

Sorry for the typos. I think I was a little buzzzzed when I posted!

Anyway, this guy is from the farmlands in Illinois. Long white, hair. I could understand some things he said. But most of the time, he mumbled, kind of like Mac! I just thought it was funny that he had the same last name. He also drank like a fish. Crown & Coke!

by **Mr. Brian** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:28 am

Is this the beginning of a limerick?

by **JackT** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:41 am

Mr. Brian wrote:Is this the beginning of a limerick?

There once was a guy dating my sis-in-law
I think I was buzzed when I posted
He drank Crown and Coke
and mumbled when he spoke
long story short he was toasted

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:55 am

William Fucking Wordsworth

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:10 pm

There was a young poet called Jack
Whose output was infantile cack
So he gathered it all
Scrunched it up in a ball
And shoved it right up his arse crack.

by **JackT** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:35 pm

John Fucking Dryden

by **fat cherry** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:53 pm

using 'arse crack' instead of just 'crack' spoils the scan a bit the VB. I htink we'd know what you meant with just 'crack'. Good effort though.

by **fat cherry** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:55 pm

also, i've got a lawn mower called mcculloch. its yellow.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:08 pm

fat cherry wrote:also, i've got a lawn mower called mcculloch. its yellow.

That doesn't even rhyme.

by **fat cherry** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:15 pm

well its a lyric so it depoends alot on the enunciation.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:17 pm

Is is a lost line from the Coldplay hit?

by **JackT** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:21 pm

fat cherry wrote:using 'arse crack' instead of just 'crack' spoils the scan a bit the VB. I htink we'd know what you meant with just 'crack'. Good effort though.

Yeah, but there's the meter to consider, which would have been spoiled with one fewer word.

met a dude witht he name McCulloch

met a dude witht he name McCulloch

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