If I had to eat lunch at an independent record store, I'd want all those dooshbags kicked out before I ate there, too.
Well, except for Danielle Metzler.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation ... store,309/
"She's way out of my league, and even if I could get her to like me–which I couldn't–it would only cause problems," said W.A. Hip, 36, a Gulfport, MS, actuary. "When a girl has so many guys fawning over her, she's bound to want her way with everything."