Batman no reason to be Hanging Out With JLA

[withahip]

Or Green arrow for that matter.
Look, they are both within the limits of human strength. And Batman isn't doing that great of a job cleaning up that rathole of Gotham. He actually seems to attract more psychos than he gets rid of.

All I am saying is let the super fast, flying bullet proof mind reading dimension traveling alien and green ring wearing ones take care of the real problems and Batman stick with the ominous threat of Cobblepot.

And he is a bit selfish especially when it comes to the Mother Box.

"First we find Superman" (because you got nothin Batman)
I guess you can carry the box back Batman. And take major credit at the end.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zlv44ThVPo[/youtube]

[girlwithnoname]

I like how female superheroes always have gigantic breasts.

I wonder if that's a job requirement, needing a cup size of C or more.

[JackT]

I like how female superheroes always have gigantic breasts.

I like that also. Also female supervillans.

[Voodoo Billy]

I like how female superheroes always have gigantic breasts.

I wonder if that's a job requirement, needing a cup size of C or more.

Are you considering a career change?

[girlwithnoname]

I'm not qualified to be a superhero.

[withahip]

A. I believe you are.
B.

[withahip]

Oh - and I hate how male super heroes have square jaws and BIG muscles - it fills me with self doubt about my masculinity and I have to attend Male Studies Groups at the Community Ed. Center.

Ok - back on topic.

[girlwithnoname]

The problem with Superman is Kryptonite--he's completely undone when it's around. At least Batman doesn't have this kind of Achilles heel.

At least Wonder Woman has a flying suit and her magic lasso on her side. Must be nice to be an Amazon.

[Voodoo Billy]

The problem with Superman is Kryptonite--he's completely undone when it's around. At least Batman doesn't have this kind of Achilles heel.

At least Wonder Woman has a flying suit and her magic lasso on her side.

And a minge.

[withahip]

The problem with Superman is Kryptonite--he's completely undone when it's around. At least Batman doesn't have this kind of Achilles heel.

The other problem with Superman is he is completely boring. I honestly do to know how he remains popular.

Batman's problem is he really doesn't seem to be improving Gotham in anyway shape or form. Couldn't Superman fly by and fill him in on everything that is going on with his x-ray vision and super hearing and maybe even fly super fast and clean the place up in an hour?

It must suck to be Batman and constantly hearing about how great Metropolis is to live in and the amazing quality of life and how people wish Gotham was like Metropolis.

[withahip]

Someone beat me to it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywMOuMqNuI[/youtube]

[Malbert]

Wonder Woman has a butch face (not that I would expect any men to notice since her head is above her {ridiculously enhanced} knockers). And those of us who are well endowed know that big boobs get in the way. WW is better off following the villains in her fab invisible jet. There's no way she's running after them without giving herself a black eye, although I suppose if one has a gold lasso, then one needn't run.

[withahip]

Supergirl on the other hand

[Malbert]

Hmmm.....can Supergirl fly? If so, she won't have to run to chase the baddies.

[Voodoo Billy]

Hmmm.....can Supergirl fly? If so, she won't have to run to chase the baddies.

She might have to run to avoid them if she goes out dressed like that.