I am putting all of spooky's e-mails to me into a nice commemorative booklet, here is the table of contents
1) delete my account VT people are mean
2) please can I have my account back?
3) why do people pick on me?
4) Yes I have a new account but my roommate did it, please delete it
5) can I have my account back that wasn't mine, I need a PM that was there that wasn't mine really, I swear