Billy was right I was wrong

by **black francis** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:19 pm

I just can't listen to Morrissey any longer nor will I attempt to defend him from any more of your verbal assaults.

Have at it Billy. This is your time.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:30 pm

Mr Brian, could we possibly have the title of this thread in gold rather than red lettering with some (tasteful) twinkling stars?

by **JackT** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:14 pm

black francis wrote:I just can't listen to Morrissey any longer nor will I attempt to defend him from any more of your verbal assaults.

Have at it Billy. This is your time.

This would be a good time for you to listen to some good old fashioned Smiths records.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:46 pm

[quote="black francis"]Have at it Billy. This is your time.[/quote

Is my time up yet BF? Thing is, I'm not really suited to the limelight. :redface:

by **black francis** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:29 pm

It's gonna be a while my friend. I don't see any Morrissey in my near future and I don't listen to the Smiths because I have a working, fully functional penis.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:39 pm

So that's what that tiny hole in the middle of those Smiths albums is for?

by **black francis** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:21 pm

withahip is the one with the monster cock. I never claimed otherwise.

by **kook** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:12 am

Ahh, see!? This thread harkens back to the quality of Villiers Terrace of old. Carry on lads ...

by **fat cherry** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:31 am

so.... what's he done this time? his mum too will be cross no doubt.

by **JackT** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:11 am

kook wrote:Ahh, see!? This thread harkens back to the quality of Villiers Terrace of old. Carry on lads ...

It seems all rather perfunctory.

by **kook** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:13 am

JackT wrote:It seems all rather perfunctory.

I didn't think so, Jack. I believe that having read so much on these boards, you may be forgetting that the semi-predictable one-liner embodies the essence of the type of comedic crap we grew to love here. Others' lazy attempts at emulating it of late have clouded your vision.

by **kook** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:14 am

JackT wrote:It seems all rather perfunctory.

I didn't think so, Jack. I believe that having read so much on these boards, you may be forgetting that the semi-predictable one-liner embodies the essence of the type of comedic crap we grew to love here. Others' lazy attempts at emulating it of late have clouded your vision.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:37 am

Cheeky cow, what do you mean by 'semi-'?

by **black francis** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:47 pm

Semi refers to a partial erection of the male member and not a fully erect penis. Of all people I thought you'd know.

I'm nothing if not predictable kook.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:04 pm

black francis wrote:Semi refers to a partial erection of the male member and not a fully erect penis. Of all people I thought you'd know.

You know me all to well BF. I posted bullshit on here for months simply to rid myself of the 'Junior Member' tag.

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