I promise to NEVER do this to any of my estranged husbands.

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:40 pm

Angry psychobitch with a knife and a garbage disposal...

I suffered through this story, and now, you can too.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:04 am

Is that a photo of the husband or the wife?

by **Malbert** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:30 am

Can someone tell them to get separate residences the next time?

by **Malbert** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:29 am

And she obviously didn't attend the Lorena Bobbit School of Penile Dismemberment: throw it in a field, don't leave it for the disposal to chew up. That even makes ME cringe, and I got girly bits.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:31 am

Malbert wrote:And she obviously didn't attend the Lorena Bobbit School of Penile Dismemberment: throw it in a field, don't leave it for the disposal to chew up. That even makes ME cringe, and I got girly bits.

Were they God-given or the result of a garbage disposal incident?

by **black francis** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:33 am

She likes to think of it less like an incident and more along the lines of a rebirth.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:45 pm

I'd hate to be the plumber who unblocks that particular u-bend.

by **Russell Winterburn** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:01 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:I'd hate to be the plumber who unblocks that particular u-bend.

I read that the police had to collect what was left as evidence and bring it to the hospital with the victim. I would think you'd need a pretty good surgeon to fix that! Too bad because Chaz Bono is actually looking for one that hasn't been damaged.

by **withahip** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:53 pm

Wow - he was relatively lucky.

by **Russell Winterburn** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:50 pm

withahip wrote:

Wow - he was relatively lucky.

L.B.'s husband's penis (and where it ended up) is mentioned in this article, but I don't get the sentence near end of article about the detectives analyzing what was for dinner in this case:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/1 ... 97080.html

by **JackT** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:44 pm

No penis has seen that kind of punishment since bf took that trip to NY.

by **black francis** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:08 pm

Most of it self inflicted.

by **JackT** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:12 pm

black francis wrote:Most of it self inflicted.

You seemed pretty careless with it, like you thought it was made of metal or something.

by **girlwithnoname** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:13 pm

Why does every thread seem to come back to the topic of bf's self-abuse?

by **black francis** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:28 am

You have a better topic?

I promise to NEVER do this to any of my estranged husbands.

I promise to NEVER do this to any of my estranged husbands.

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