Kill me now...

by **Malbert** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:09 pm

Ok, we're moving in 10 days to a new house close to the one I live in now, and what I REALLY want to do is empty out the house, park it all on the front lawn and go all apeshit with a flame thrower. And speaking of apes, is anyone going to see the prequel for "Planet of the Apes"? I'm interested in seeing how several thousand gorillas make us their bitches when we as humans outnumber them like 100,000,000 to one (exaggeration intentional).

by **Ivan** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:21 pm

Malbert wrote:Ok, we're moving in 10 days to a new house close to the one I live in now, and what I REALLY want to do is empty out the house, park it all on the front lawn and go all apeshit with a flame thrower. And speaking of apes, is anyone going to see the prequel for "Planet of the Apes"? I'm interested in seeing how several thousand gorillas make us their bitches when we as humans outnumber them like 100,000,000 to one (exaggeration intentional).

Rise of the Planet of the Apes is quite a diversion from the Escape From Planet of the Apes & Conquest of the Planet of the Apes in the original series

In Escape & Conquest, Cornelius and Dr. Zera have gone back in time to present(ish) day, and their Baby (Caesar) goes on to lead the revolt against human oppression.

I always thought that created a strange paradoxical loop - baby chimp from the future starts the race of chimps that he's a part of... in the future.

The CGI looks incredible - the same motion capture technology they used for Gollum in the LOTR and in Avatar.

by **Malbert** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:47 pm

Gollum...PRECIOUS!!!!!

by **girlwithnoname** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:20 pm

A flamethrower...hmm.. I'll have to consider that next time I move. I despise it.

by **black francis** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:52 pm

If someone dies kill you can I have the corpse?

No reason.

by **Malbert** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:53 am

A corpse? You need a corpse? I can get one for you. Wanna hear a "great" death story? Before my hubby and I were married, he worked at Rochester's medical examiner's office, and he told me about the time an elderly man driving a car had a fatal accident after driving is car into a tree. At the scene, they discovered a portable oxygen tank in the car, so they all thought "Old guy, oxygen tank, heart attack while driving, crash." which of course would be a LOGICAL conclusion....but no. Seems grandpa's tank was filled with N20 (nitrous oxide for those of you who failed chemistry) and he was using it to jack off WHILE DRIVING which lead to the crash and ultimately his death (and luckily no one else's).

by **black francis** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:13 pm

That's how I wanna go out.

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:49 pm

That gives new meaning to the phrase "autoerotic asphyxiation"....

by **Scouser** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:23 am

Malbert wrote:A corpse? You need a corpse? I can get one for you. Wanna hear a "great" death story? Before my hubby and I were married, he worked at Rochester's medical examiner's office, and he told me about the time an elderly man driving a car had a fatal accident after driving is car into a tree. At the scene, they discovered a portable oxygen tank in the car, so they all thought "Old guy, oxygen tank, heart attack while driving, crash." which of course would be a LOGICAL conclusion....but no. Seems grandpa's tank was filled with N20 (nitrous oxide for those of you who failed chemistry) and he was using it to jack off WHILE DRIVING which lead to the crash and ultimately his death (and luckily no one else's).

Weve all done it. It's just that some of us don't crash.

by **Malbert** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:06 pm

Well, he WAS elderly :)

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