Ghostie's dreams come true.

by **Ivan** » Tue May 10, 2011 7:41 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Read the Metro article that accompanied my comment. But we know from an old thread by girlwithnoname, that it is not the Brits who have problems with the size of their codgers is it, other than you with your donkey schlonng - as Black Francis pointed out.

http://forum.villiersterrace.com/viewtopic.php?t=3481

so, this guitar of yours... does it have just one string?

jesus fucking christ....

by **Dave Smith** » Tue May 10, 2011 8:04 am

Its called the Banjo string. :biggrin:

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue May 10, 2011 8:48 am

Ivan wrote:so, this guitar of yours... does it have just one string?

jesus fucking christ....

Er? I don't know why you asked this question, but if you must know. It's a shoe box with four elastic bands round it. This is a video I just did. And please don't be rude about jesus.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMlLtHx-6E&feature=related[/youtube]

by **withahip** » Tue May 10, 2011 8:52 am

That's pretty low using your kid to prevent us from bagging on you.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue May 10, 2011 8:56 am

"Bagging?" Is that some kind of homosexual hobby, like the equivalent to swinging?

by **withahip** » Tue May 10, 2011 9:04 am

So much for the Brit rep of being funny.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue May 10, 2011 10:00 am

Touche!

by **withahip** » Tue May 10, 2011 10:58 am

Now this image is how I will always envision the two of us the day we meet before an EATB show.

Hi Ghostman!

Hi Hip!

*ching ching*

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue May 10, 2011 12:08 pm

I weep for the state of VT.

by **withahip** » Tue May 10, 2011 12:15 pm

I am 007 on the left, btw.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Tue May 10, 2011 12:34 pm

Ghostie seems pleased to see you judging by the bulge in his trouser area.

by **withahip** » Tue May 10, 2011 12:50 pm

He is definitely not one of the Brits who is unable to see his own package.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue May 10, 2011 1:00 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:I weep for the state of VT.

Not really necessary to weep girlwithnoname. I was just larking around - pretty much as I assumed others were doing about the sheep teeth = British teeth or talking about Voodoo Billy's adventures with Flossy and to bring a little balance to the thread - it went all a bit haywire. I guess I'm doomed to be considered a Yank basher forever on here now whatever I say.

I suppose I might as well live up to it then.... so withahip....

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue May 10, 2011 1:02 pm

withahip wrote:He is definitely not one of the Brits who is unable to see his own package.

Indeed, I am not.

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue May 10, 2011 1:11 pm

withahip wrote:Now this image is how I will always envision the two of us the day we meet before an EATB show.

Hi Ghostman!

Hi Hip!

*ching ching*

Is this a double entendre? If so, it sounds hot.

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