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by **withahip** » Mon May 09, 2011 3:36 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:So that's why they wear braces? I thought they were designed to match the radiator grills on their 'trucks'.

Yeah, we can tell by that mangled collection of ivory in your mouth you have yet to figure out what they are for.

by **withahip** » Mon May 09, 2011 3:39 pm

Seriously, though, with America's Ford Focus the most popular car in Britain, I am sure you knew.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon May 09, 2011 3:57 pm

Withahip, do they sell the German made-in-Britain Mini in the US? Just wondering.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:02 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Withahip, do they sell the German made-in-Britain Mini in the US? Just wondering.

No, they don't sell it there. They sell the same design vehicle but it's three times the size and named after the British car of the 1970s, the MAXI, if it was a Mini none of the buggers would fit in it.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:04 pm

You knew where I was going... Don't quite work, even with the convertible version.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:05 pm

Great minds Ghostie, great minds.

by **withahip** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:23 pm

Yup, because we all know how the British are a model for watching weight.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXAhsbwJggg&feature=related[/youtube]

by **withahip** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:24 pm

The best is scientist tell people in Britain- fuck it - your hopeless - your obesity is beyong your control.

by **withahip** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:29 pm

Headed across the pond . . . .

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_1CIwwEIA[/youtube]

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:40 pm

Did you know withahip that one in ten British men can't see their penis. Thankfully, given I run regularly run 64 km per week, I am not one of those poor blighters. Just checking, there's the chap. Yep I can see him.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/839774-2-5-million-british-men-too-fat-to-see-their-own-penis

According to that article there are 15 million citizens in the UK who are fatties. The US it's two-thirds of the adult population. So what's that? About nine times more than here. What do the guys do over there when they want a visit from Rosie Palm and her five sisters. Or is sex with a fat woman easier?

by **girlwithnoname** » Mon May 09, 2011 4:47 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:According to that article there are 15 million citizens in the UK who are fatties. The US it's two-thirds of the adult population. So what's that? About nine times more than here.

That's not quite correct; two-thirds of the US population is overweight, and of those, about half are obese. There's a difference between being a little chubby and being ridiculously fat.

That being said, I think it's time to put an end to this ludicrous chatter. The last time I checked, the US and the UK haven't been at war with each other since the early 1800s. No need to start one now. I call time out!

by **Voodoo Billy** » Tue May 10, 2011 1:47 am

Wow Girlwithnoname, that suits you. :wink:

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue May 10, 2011 3:36 am

girlwithnoname wrote:That's not quite correct; two-thirds of the US population is overweight, and of those, about half are obese. There's a difference between being a little chubby and being ridiculously fat.

That being said, I think it's time to put an end to this ludicrous chatter. The last time I checked, the US and the UK haven't been at war with each other since the early 1800s. No need to start one now. I call time out!

I'm only jesting rather than being serious. However, fat, overweight or a "little chubby". It's still fat. Never said anything about ridiculously fat, other than the two million men in the UK whose bellies are so big they can't see their penis. Clearly, they must be or are bordering on the ridiculously fat.

by **withahip** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:52 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote: Never said anything about ridiculously fat, other than the two million men in the UK whose bellies are so big they can't see their penis. Clearly, they must be or are bordering on the ridiculously fat.

Ooooooh, I didn't think that comment was about the size of their bellies.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue May 10, 2011 7:12 am

Read the Metro article that accompanied my comment. But we know from an old thread by girlwithnoname, that it is not the Brits who have problems with the size of their codgers is it, other than you with your donkey schlonng - as Black Francis pointed out.

http://forum.villiersterrace.com/viewtopic.php?t=3481

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