Ian McCulloch: 'Les won't rejoin Bunnymen'

by **withahip** » Mon May 02, 2011 12:49 am

mrsmac wrote:Sorry, can't help myself, I'm an English teacher!

Do you teach women how to wear hats?

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:02 am

mrsmac wrote:Sorry, can't help myself, I'm an English teacher!

I should know better. But you should have also noticed Dr Cheese's "anynthing" in his post had you been more eagle eyed.

by **Dr Cheese** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:50 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:I should know better. But you should have also noticed Dr Cheese's "anynthing" in his post had you been more eagle eyed.

Thanks Ghostie, you big grass!

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:53 am

Bet he brought teacher a fucking apple as well.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:03 am

An apple? I have been informed by miss that I have to stay behind after class for "extracurricular activities" as a punishment. I have no idea what that means.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon May 02, 2011 12:35 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:An apple? I have been informed by miss that I have to stay behind after class for "extracurricular activities" as a punishment. I have no idea what that means.

If that's the case I reckon I was barking up the wrong fruit tree with the apple suggestion. Sounds like if you get your plums out she'll show you her melons. :redface:

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon May 02, 2011 12:48 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Sounds like if you get your plums out she'll show you her melons.

I'm not liking the sound of this punishment at all. Can't I just write some lines like all the other kids do?

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:21 pm

But they're not special like you.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:32 pm

That's what the man down the street said to me when he asked me if I wanted to see his wife's puppies. He told me that his wife thought I was special. So I went round to his house and was taken upstairs. I thought his wife was sleeping, but she wasn't and he just stood there and watched. I did what they told me to do, but I never did see the puppies at all. :sad: