"Morrissey Blasts Royal Wedding"

[girlwithnoname]

Big Mouth Strikes Again

While I'm not a fan of everything that comes out of the Moz's mouth, I happen to agree with this! With all the drama going on in the world, why is the media collectively spending so much money on this bullshit?

[Voodoo Billy]

They're as irrelevant as Morrissey himself. Still, the publicity won't harm the imminent release of this month's latest 'Very, Most Very Very Best of Morrissey Compilation Album in the World....Until the next one'.

[black francis]

Anyone who thinks Morrissey and his boyfriend won't be squealing in bitchy delight over the royal wedding is kidding themselves.

I will be watching with great interest while wearing my $20.00 replica engagement ring and eating off my collector's edition royal wedding dinner plates.

[Voodoo Billy]

Bet the plates look great displayed on that sticky-out window of yours.

[fat cherry]

Big Mouth Strikes Again
With all the drama going on in the world, why is the media collectively spending so much money on this bullshit?

bullshit? bit harsh eh love. but it's not compulsory to take any notice you know. But Cammo said we could have a few hours off worrying about the recession and the third world war and all that stuff so there you go. It'll still be there for us when we go back to work on tuesday - yes a four day weekend, woo hoo.

[Voodoo Billy]

I'm going in for the double pay. It'll pay for the Glasvegas tickets and petrol for tonight anyway. Now if we could only get someone to marry the ginger one we might get another bank holiday.

[fat cherry]

self employed here mate so, doing me accounts. Just seen em going in. her sister's dress is quite clingy and you can see she's got a lovely arse so harry'd do well getting in there. I mean its his duty to get off with her at the disco tonighht but after? who knows.

[Voodoo Billy]

self employed here mate so, doing me accounts. Just seen em going in. her sister's dress is quite clingy and you can see she's got a lovely arse so harry'd do well getting in there. I mean its his duty to get off with her at the disco tonighht but after? who knows.

You don't get insight like that on the BBC. MrB, can you please afford Fat Cherry the title of VT's Official Royal Correspondent? Thank you.

[fat cherry]

challenge accepted. the actual dress itself they are going on about is also quite nice, made by that bird from alexander mqueen (RIP). sets off her small but pert knockers a treat.

[Voodoo Billy]

I really do hope you're covering the honeymoon as well FC.

[fat cherry]

is that 'covering' in the agricultural/animal husbandry sense.? Wouldn't say no.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

sets off her small but pert knockers a treat.

Not watching it, but when I just turned the tellybox on to see what all the fuss was about in regards to that awful ra-ra "private" function, I was also instantly drawn to her small but pert titties too. She should have gotten them out for the lads.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

self employed here mate so, doing me accounts. Just seen em going in. her sister's dress is quite clingy and you can see she's got a lovely arse so harry'd do well getting in there. I mean its his duty to get off with her at the disco tonighht but after? who knows.

Missed her... Pippa Middleton isn't it? Looks like a horse but has a lovely arse. Harry could do no worse if he's looking for a ride tonight.

[fat cherry]

i think the protocol is that because her sister is going to be queen (subject to revolution or the yanks deciding its undemocratic or something) we have to call her phillipa from now on. dont mind horsey birds myself. Yes I also like how we keep being reminded its a private wedding.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

Bring on the revolution I say... although I doubt the Americans will help us out with getting rid of that lot of inbred Germans, judging by the press areas at the private function being dominated by American news networks. Pippa, Phillipa... I'll just call her her royal horseness with a lovely arse from now on in. Should I also ever meet the blushing bride - god forbid and pretty unlikely - I'd just shake her hand, nod and say "nice bunch of tangerines you got there your royal princess, can I have a squeeze, ma'am?". Wonder if they sound like a car horn upon being squeezed.