Hop Farm Festival

by **fat cherry** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:12 pm

Biggie Green wrote:2. Coach travel is the most environmentally friendly way to travel to the festival (if you ignore bike riding and walking that is!)

will that be metal bikes made from steel finely crafted in carbon neutral foundries, lol

Biggie Green wrote:Thanks to this commitment, Big Green Coach planted 307 trees in early 2011 (from 2010 journeys) and we aim to double this in 2012. Thank you to all of our customers who helped us reach this total.

wow. 307. what a load of bollocks.

by **Dave Smith** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:33 am

Wrong FC-they aim to plant 614 this year .Fuck me Sting eat your heart out!
'Bunnymen in the flesh'....jesus I hope they dont play naked.Could be some mileage in it.

'Bunnymen to play Ocean Rain in full nudity'.

What a load of bollocks!

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:05 am

Dave Smith wrote:'Bunnymen to play Ocean Rain in full nudity'.

I have already produced the advert for this one to reflect the middle-aged, corporate pie-eating people who frequent festivals these days:

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:57 pm

Is that a sneak preview of the 2011 edition of Ocean Rain? All you bastards who wanted him to get rid of the black overcoat and hoody, I bet you're sorry now.

by **Dave Smith** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:31 pm

That will teach fucking Biggie Green to come on here!

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:07 pm

Tenner says the fella in the boat's American.

by **girlwithnoname** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:14 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Tenner says the fella in the boat's American.

From what I understand, Billy, the UK has its own problems with men and women of girth. I might take your bet! How many pounds to a dollar, again?

by **morty** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:36 pm

I would have to agree with Billy - It is more likely that he is American in that photo.

Now how many dollars to the pound?

I think $1.00 US is about .65p at the moment.

by **Ivan** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:09 pm

hard to say where it came from... it's completely photoshopped.

here's the original picture of the boat:

fat guy pic was from a jazz festival in Newport, RI... they're almost brits up there, right?

http://philip.greenspun.com/images/2005 ... -festival/

by **Ivan** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:10 pm

bitch at the bow is a brit

by **Ivan** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:14 pm

these guys are American for sure....

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:12 am

morty wrote:I would have to agree with Billy - It is more likely that he is American in that photo.

Now how many dollars to the pound?

I think $1.00 US is about .65p at the moment.

So a 'tenner' (being the slang term for £10 x 10) ( :wink:

) is roughly £65. Thank you girlwithnoname, Paypal will be fine.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:17 am

Ivan wrote:

bitch at the bow is a brit

Yep, Kate Winslet. She was a nice bitch as well especially in her younger days. Just type "Kate Winslet Jude" into google images and there's some nice pictures of her aged 21.

This was quite good.

by **the puppet** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:47 am

[quote="Biggie Green"]Hi :smile:

We are Big Green Coach,

For each full coach we bring to the festival, we will plant two trees , Big Green Coach planted 307 trees in early 2011 (from 2010 journeys)

What the? the maths just don't add up-2 trees per trip to = 307? trees
My only conclusion is that the last bus load must have been full of not so happy campers as it must have only got half way to the festival-hence the the planting of the extra single tree.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:28 am

I conclude that it is fair to assume that Biggie Green is not Carol Vorderman.

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