It'll blow your hair backi

[girlwithnoname]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7oMY6sC7wQ[/youtube]

The guy at the end cracks me up.

[Mr. Brian]

the hair reminded me of Something About Mary

[JackT]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7oMY6sC7wQ[/youtube]

The guy at the end cracks me up.

Why does he think it's so fucking sweet to have three vibrators?

[girlwithnoname]

Why does he think it's so fucking sweet to have three vibrators?

Maybe he doesn't have to do as much "work" now that she's got machines?

[Voodoo Billy]

Lady walks into an adult shop looking to invest in a 'self-pleasuring device'. She's dumbfounded by the fantastic array of products displayed on the shop wall, vibrators in the colours of the rainbow, of every size imaginable even ones which light up. Clearly undecided as to which item to invest in she tells the storekeeper she is looking to make a purchase as her other half is away for a weekend of 'snowboarding' ( ). Her eyes suddenly fall on her chosen device, "I'll have that one" she says, pointing to a beautifully produced example of larger proportions in a rather attractive red tartan design with a metallic top. "You can't have that one" replies the storekeeper "that's my thermos flask".

[girlwithnoname]

Lady walks into an adult shop looking to invest in a 'self-pleasuring device'. She's dumbfounded by the fantastic array of products displayed on the shop wall, vibrators in the colours of the rainbow, of every size imaginable even ones which light up. Clearly undecided as to which item to invest in she tells the storekeeper she is looking to make a purchase as her other half is away for a weekend of 'snowboarding' ( ). Her eyes suddenly fall on her chosen device, "I'll have that one" she says, pointing to a beautifully produced example of larger proportions in a rather attractive red tartan design with a metallic top. "You can't have that one" replies the storekeeper "that's my thermos flask".

True story. I went with the glow-in-the-dark model. So far, so good.

[Ivan]

"I'll have that one" she says, pointing to a beautifully produced example of larger proportions in a rather attractive red tartan design with a metallic top. "You can't have that one" replies the storekeeper "that's my thermos flask".

Funny, I just bought a new thermos the other day. Brought it into work, set it down on my desk. One of my employees walks by (a flamboyantly gay young man) and says, "hmm. Nice, but that's a little ambitious, don't you think?"

[Voodoo Billy]

What flavour was the soup? A bit salty?

[black francis]

Why does he think it's so fucking sweet to have three vibrators?

She's got two holes he's got one. Win-win.

[black francis]

True story. I went with the glow-in-the-dark model. So far, so good.

What's his name?

[black francis]

Just kidding. I already know: black francis.

[JackT]

Are you enjoying yourself?

[black francis]

Always .

[girlwithnoname]

Just kidding. I already know: black francis.

Um, no. The frontman of Pixies is, shall I say, a bit too far on the Jabba the Hutt side for me--I doubt I'll be naming any personal appliances after him any time soon.

[Mr. Brian]

Um, no. The frontman of Pixies is, shall I say, a bit too far on the Jabba the Hutt side for me--I doubt I'll be naming any personal appliances after him any time soon.

I thought the ladies liked the girth more than length