Torres Signs For A Big Club.

by **fat cherry** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:37 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Yeah, at the end of the day you don't really need to learn much English for the post-match interviews to be honest. The gaffer said. That's another three points for the lads.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QMV622vY8w[/youtube]

by **fat cherry** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:41 pm

though i probably like this one best

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRtGuJj7Jn8[/youtube]

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:03 pm

That clip goes straight through to Paquador v England. Forgot about that sketch. Classic.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIgB5H5fe78&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

by **Dr Cheese** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:09 am

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:16 am

Fucking hell. I was joking as well.

by **Dr Cheese** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

There's many a true word spoken in jest.

by **Scouser** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:04 pm

So hows that big club working out for you Fernando?

by **crystal89** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:15 pm

Torres has many many problems, but hey he'd be
much worse off if he signed for someone like Man City.

Maybe he's the new Patrick Kluivert, getting worse every year!!

by **Scouser** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:14 pm

I see the big club is now 5th. Oh dear.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:27 pm

Scouser wrote:I see the big club is now 5th. Oh dear.

See the 50 million pounds sterling man Torres was on blistering form last night. Now that he is growing his hair out again, he was even able to muster his magic powers with a shot that was slightly nearer the goal this time, well maybe within two metres, but he is getting closer as his hair grows by the day.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:07 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:he was even able to muster his magic powers with a shot that was slightly nearer the goal this time

Slightly nearer the goal than it was to the corner flag?

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:39 am

Give him time. A few more centimetres for his golden locks and he'll score a goal. Then everyone will call him world class again. A bit like Wayne Rooney with hair - what with his bicycle kick last Saturday. After months of doing nothing, now he's suddenly world class again from one goal. I heard on the Radio 5 Live commentary at the time that the commentator accidentally called him Rooneyninho like he was some Brazilian. Idiots.

by **fat cherry** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:50 am

a bit OT, i.e., the spurs/ac milan match but the best quote from last night's footy:

on apologising for headbutting Joe Jordan:

Gennaro Gattuso wrote:I was nervous. We were both speaking Scottish, something that I learned when I played in his home city of Glasgow, but I can't tell you what we said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/9398824.stm

looked for a youtube clip but its been removed due to 'copyright ownership by eufa', ho ho.

by **Kounelaki** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:01 am

There's this.

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by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:07 am

I'm surprised Joe Jordan didn't headbutt Gennaro Gattuso rather than the other way round. Wouldn't you if an Italian tried to speak "Scottish", whatever that means. Did he mean that they were "conversing" in Scottish Gaelic? Get tae fuck Gattuso.

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