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Or cross-eyed.
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:20 pm
Or cross-eyed.
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by Dave Smith » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:26 pm
Totally fake-when she was first on Jools Holland they had her in a black hoody wanting to be Crystal Castles v the Klaxons.Now shes fucking Benny from Crossroads v Cilla Black.About as dangerous as a lamb.And whilst on the subject those other Brit school-ites fatfuck Adele and hooray fucking henries the Kooks can fuck right off as well!
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:28 pm
Dave Smith wrote:Now shes fucking Benny from Crossroads v Cilla Black.
Now that I would pay to see, cage fight at the Olympia as a warm up for the Porcupine show. And I'll have a tenner on Cilla.
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by silver » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:50 pm
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We are currently working with Canterbury Council to resolve the issue of alcohol on site.Bringing alcohol on sitewill only be elegible for full weekend ticket holders. Each person is allowed one slab of beer or cider or one box of wine.
That's put me right off. And wot's a 'slab of beer'?
We are currently working with Canterbury Council to resolve the issue of alcohol on site.Bringing alcohol on sitewill only be elegible for full weekend ticket holders. Each person is allowed one slab of beer or cider or one box of wine.
That's put me right off. And wot's a 'slab of beer'?
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by fat cherry » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:52 pm
oh, i thought you meant
Dave Smith wrote:Now shes fucking Benny from Crossroads
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:40 pm
Now I'd pay not to watch that one. 
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by mrsmac » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:34 pm
Dave Smith wrote:Totally fake-when she was first on Jools Holland they had her in a black hoody wanting to be Crystal Castles v the Klaxons.Now shes fucking Benny from Crossroads v Cilla Black.About as dangerous as a lamb.And whilst on the subject those other Brit school-ites fatfuck Adele and hooray fucking henries the Kooks can fuck right off as well!
My daughter's best friend has an interview/audition at the Brits school in a couple of weeks - this probably sounds mean but I really hope she doesn't get in and has to go to a normal school
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by Dave Smith » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:50 pm
mrsmac wrote:My daughter's best friend has an interview/audition at the Brits school in a couple of weeks - this probably sounds mean but I really hope she doesn't get in and has to go to a normal school
Quite right MrsM-according to this forum she could end up fornicating with a retarded West Midlander in a beany hat.Mind you my wife never to Brit school.....
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by the ghost of guitarplayer » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:21 pm
Is this the chap that annoying Miss Goulding is dating... he looks familiar. Not Benny Hill. Someone else...
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