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Postby JackT » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:36 pm

We are badly in need of some interesting new contributors. The newest crop is not cutting it.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:25 pm

Jesus, how many personalities has he got?
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:38 pm

I'm concerned about that newbie that just mentioned Mac having large hands for no reason whatsover. It's obviously some kind of euphemism. Filth.
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Postby JackT » Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:09 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:I'm concerned about that newbie that just mentioned Mac having large hands for no reason whatsover. It's obviously some kind of euphemism. Filth.


I know really. These people should take their gutter talk elsewhere.
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Re: Welcome iv@n!

Postby girlwithnoname » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:22 pm

JackT wrote:We are badly in need of some interesting new contributors. The newest crop is not cutting it.


I'm sorry. I'll try harder! Please please like me!!!!!!!!
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Postby Ivan » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:00 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Jesus, how many personalities has he got?


that one's not me. somebody's using one of my old handles... and a pic of me.
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Postby JackT » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:13 pm

Ivan wrote:that one's not me. somebody's using one of my old handles... and a pic of me.


You had handles?
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Postby Ivan » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:16 pm

JackT wrote:You had handles?
Yes. I'm a little teapot.

Seriously, using my photo (as in an actual photo of me) along with one of my old screen-names - kind of not cool.
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Postby JackT » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:26 pm

Ivan wrote:Yes. I'm a little teapot.

Seriously, using my photo (as in an actual photo of me) along with one of my old screen-names - kind of not cool.


It's about as creepy as it gets, IMO.
Why can't this person use conventional douchery like everyone else? Must be a real dick hole.
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Postby Ivan » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:48 pm

JackT wrote:It's about as creepy as it gets, IMO.
Why can't this person use conventional douchery like everyone else? Must be a real dick hole.


Only two things a person could be up to - fuckin' with me, or truly trying to besmirch my reputation.

I do a good enough job handling both on my own, thank you.
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Postby JackT » Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:30 pm

Ivan wrote:Only two things a person could be up to - fuckin' with me, or truly trying to besmirch my reputation.


I'm trying to imagine how I would go about besmirching your reputation....
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Postby JackT » Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:31 pm

I heard you ate a baby once.
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Postby kook » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:14 am

Taste like chicken
Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
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Postby Ivan » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:22 am

kook wrote:Taste like chicken
... like baby chicken
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Postby black francis » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:32 am

Ivan touched me inappropriately twice last week and I'm planning another two incidents for next week.

Fucking sick that Ivan is.
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