Torres Signs For A Big Club.

[Crystal Days]

[withahip]

Who is Sam and what has he sung?

[Ivan]

Who is Sam and what has he sung?

Sam sung this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIoSTbPt_PI[/youtube]


you're welcome

[Mr. Brian]

Samsung Blue

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1t9zOwmWok[/youtube]

[Voodoo Billy]

As a United fan I hope Liverpool stuff Chelsea on Sunday.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

And in other sports news, Andy Carroll has refused to get his late 1980s/early 1990s ponytail chopped off for fear of loosing his magic powers to score goals, despite pleas from Liverpool fans in yet more Downfall parodies on Youpubes.

Carroll said in a press statement on his website. "Look at Torres, he got his hair cut before the World Cup and lost his magical powers. He's hardly scored a goal since".

However, one Liverpool fan known as "Our Terry" said "Torres may well have lost his magical powers, but Chelsea were still stupid enough to pay 50 million quid for him. Daft southern cunts". Ian McCullogh, the lead singer of the legendary scouse band Echo and The Bunnyman and long-term Liverpool fan muttered something about Torres eating his gerbil and stealing his wagonwheels. Newcastle fans, meanwhile, said they were slightly disappointed with Carroll's decision to keep his ponytail and leave the club.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my5vV2MXtiE[/youtube]

[Voodoo Billy]

What's all this money being paid for football players with girls' names? Liverpool buy a Carol and Chelsea and Liverpool pay £20m+ for a Louise each(they better hope Richard Keys and Jamie Redknapp don't get to hear about it or they'll be in for a 'smashing' weekend )

[the puppet]

Samsung Blue

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1t9zOwmWok[/youtube]

Very clever Mr.Brian.
This topic this was on the evening news down in Sydney.Obviously the GFC didn't hit the English football clubs?

[JackT]

Very clever Mr.Brian.

Oh come on.

[Kounelaki]

Speaking of hair...

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[fat cherry]

classic song that mr B. Especially like how he throws in the cheeky Dm a the end of the first verse. On another note, I once had a fine flowing haircut just like that

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

Speaking of hair...

That video is so gay. Torres has four Spanish ladies round him at the end, yet hugs the man.

This is the best advert. Pretty much a waste of time wasn't it? What's the Spanish word for "fucking wanker that Torres bloke"? They must be learning that in those Liverpudian Spanish language classes now.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cDvm26VYI&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/youtube]

[Kounelaki]

Reina and Casillas are learning English.

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[the ghost of guitarplayer]

Yeah, at the end of the day you don't really need to learn much English for the post-match interviews to be honest. The gaffer said. That's another three points for the lads.

[Voodoo Billy]

Going back to the original post Chelsea aren't a big club, they're a small club with shitloads of money just like City.