by Voodoo Billy » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:48 am
Reminds me of the now somewhat dated joke (but where would we be here without dated jokes) about Dodi al Fayed reaching heaven in a somewhat dazed and confused state and being welcomed by St Peter at the pearly gates. Dodi asks St Peter how the hell he got there to which St Peter replies, "You were in Paris in the back of a car with Princess Diana, one of the most beautiful women in the world". Dodi replies, "In the back of a car? With one of the world's most beautiful women? Did I score?" St Peter takes a minute before replying, "No Dodi, but you came close............you hit the post."
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Voodoo Billy on Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:49 am, edited 1 time in total.
Purveyor of the 'semi-predictable one-liner (which) embodies the essence of the type of comedic crap we grew to love here. VB is a crazy fool'