What do YOU want for Hanukkah/Festivus/Christmas/Kwanzaa?
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What do YOU want for Hanukkah/Festivus/Christmas/Kwanzaa?
by girlwithnoname » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:50 pm
This is what I want:
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by JackT » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:23 pm
You want to massage an oily topless chick? Me too!!!!!
It's scary how we're on the same wavelength like that.
It's scary how we're on the same wavelength like that.
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by girlwithnoname » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:43 pm
JackT wrote:You want to massage an oily topless chick? Me too!!!!
Do your massages come with a happy ending?
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by Frank The Bunny » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:58 pm
Funny... I was gonna ask that of you.girlwithnoname wrote:Do your massages come with a happy ending?
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by black francis » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:36 pm
The Broadway Special always comes with a happy ending.
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by Frank The Bunny » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:55 pm
Nothing says "I love you" quite like a herpes flare-upwithahip wrote:And a year round gift to boot.
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by JackT » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:41 pm
girlwithnoname wrote:Do your massages come with a happy ending?
I actually developed something new: the sad ending.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by girlwithnoname » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:31 pm
JackT wrote:I actually developed something new: the sad ending.
Well, as long as you're getting repeat business...
I would still like to hear people's desires for the holiday season. I have no f'n clue what to get for anyone this year.
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by black francis » Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:50 pm
I like getting black socks, tennis strings and video games for Christmas.
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:19 pm
A rapid thawing of this bastard snow would do me for starters. 
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:21 pm
black francis wrote:I like gettin g strings for Christ.
I'm sure he looks adorable in them.
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by girlwithnoname » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:32 pm
black francis wrote:I like getting black socks, tennis strings and video games for Christmas.
I already have my Christmas gift picked out for *you*, bf:
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:34 pm
'Great Balls of Fire', must be those tight shorts.
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