Now that UFO's have been brought up

[withahip]

[black francis]

I can't see what that is but I bet it was funny as fuck.

[Fish Hook Girl]

I bet it was a Youtube video.

[withahip]

I bet it was a Youtube video.

Yeah it was a video of forty year old men jacked up on Viagra. You would have loved it!

It is the FIRED poster.

http://thekingneverdies.blogspot.com/20 ... roids.html

[black francis]

Yeah it was a video of forty year old men jacked up on Viagra. You would have loved it!

You leave Jack out of this.

[black francis]

Image of the Loch Ness Monster that has not been debunked to my satisfaction

[black francis]

This one's been debunked to my satisfaction

[black francis]

Second paragraph from the Wiki entry of the Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster does indeed exist. Reports have been confirmed that a local boy living in Ashburn, VA possesses the creature and lets it swim in his toilet from time to time. Scientists have reported that the Loch Ness Monster is a generally docile creature, however he does get extremely violent bowel movements after eating Tai food. "Nessie", as he is so affectionately called by local Scotsmen, is in fact a total bitch. One of his more violent outbursts being after a rough night of partying with his other thought to have been extinct friends. He reportedly got totally hammered and sat on a house. The next day he awoke to what has been recorded in history as, "the worst hangover... ever". Due to the creature’s massive size, he is able to survive with a whopping blood alcohol content of 1,000.9. Yes my friends, the Loch Ness Monster is a drunken S.O.B. and you all are total re-re's for using Wikipedia as a source of information, because jerks like me can make up crap like this and post it as they please. (i refrained from vulgar language because it didn't get posted the last time i tried).

[black francis]

At 2:15 you can see what the Loch Ness "carcass"

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[black francis]

One of the last of the true monster hunters

http://www.boston.com/news/science/arti ... nears_end/

[black francis]

The carcass of an ancient marine reptile thought to be extinct was found on a Loch Ness shoreline yesterday, leading some to speculate that the legendary Loch Ness monster may be real after all.

Plesiosaurs were thought to have gone extinct 65 million years ago, and there had long been speculation that one of the creatures might be living in Loch Ness.

The body was found after a foul stench was noticed by Loch Ness residents. The creature is nearly 40 feet long with a greenish-black colored body, four flippers and a long tail. The creature's equally long neck ends in a small head filled with sharp teeth. It appears to have died from natural causes.

Cryptozoologists around the world hailed the discovery as proof that the Loch Ness monster exists in Scotland's famous freshwater loch, and plan on mounting expeditions to search for more of the creatures.

Critics, however, were not impressed.

Cambridge University Professor Philip D. Bunker, author of the book "There Is No Plesiosaur In Loch Ness, So Please Shut Up About It," is skeptical that a plesiosaur lives in Loch Ness. He believes there is another explanation for the discovery of the plesiosaur.

"This does not prove that plesiosaurs live in Loch Ness," Bunker argued. "Anyone could have discovered a plesiosaur in the Atlantic Ocean and dragged it to the location in Loch Ness where it was supposedly found. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."