Just back from Ireland...

[Dave Smith]

West Ireland to be precise.It has...fields....bungalows....fields...bungalows...Guinness at four quid + a pint....fields...bungalows...whistful country music about County Mayo...radio traffic updates regarding stop-go controls on country lanes....fields..bungalows....hills.....rain...papershops called 'The Paper Shop'......and nothing much else to get the pulse racing.

Come to Ireland and party like its the 60's.Thats the 1860's.

[Voodoo Billy]

Are they still short on the old spuds?

[Dave Smith]

The beef is quality.Big rumpous about the banking system,and the Irish News of the World ran an artricle about a Gaelic football star who is shagging a porn actress from the film 'Find me a Cougar to f*ck 13' .She goes around Ireland having sex in the open.Made of tough stuff these porn stars.Although it wouldnt be the first time she was wet and windy at 4 in the afternoon.

[Voodoo Billy]

The beef is quality.Big rumpous about the banking system,and the Irish News of the World ran an artricle about a Gaelic football star who is shagging a porn actress from the film 'Find me a Cougar to f*ck 13' .She goes around Ireland having sex in the open.

Just wait 'till this family allowance cut kicks in, the countryside will be overrun with women trying to earn a few pounds to make ends meet (no pun intended).

[Dave Smith]

Have you ever been to Pisa in Italy?The road in is a Boulevard of bonking.

[withahip]

Wait - aren't you from England? That would be like an American writing about a trip to Mexico or Canada. That isn't a trip - it is a wrong turn.

[Frank The Bunny]

...women trying to earn a few pounds to make ends meet (no pun intended).

as opposed to women making ends meet to earn a few pounds?

[Dr Cheese]

Ireland? Careful now.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

[moses (2)]

I refuse to get involved

I am too pissed off with the shower of fucklers running the country