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by fat cherry » Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:09 am
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by Dave Smith » Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:17 am
Sperm delivered by courier?If they were anything like the ones round here there would be a few quizzical looks when the blond hair child ordered came out looking like an Angelina african baby to order.
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by black francis » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:01 am
It's been a life long goal of mine to find someone willing to pay me for masturbating into a cup.
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:03 am
Get the kettle on Frank.
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:13 am
black francis wrote:It's been a life long goal of mine to find someone willing to pay me for masturbating into a cup.
If the cup was placed a couple of metres away I'm sure you could find a circus who might procure your services.
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by moses (2) » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:51 pm
I got a laugh out of the line in the report that
The pair said they were "very relieved"
I'd say they where -- into a cup when every order came in --
how dumb can some people be -- as if sperm would last long enough to be couriered
The pair said they were "very relieved"
I'd say they where -- into a cup when every order came in --
how dumb can some people be -- as if sperm would last long enough to be couriered
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by Voodoo Billy » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:38 am
Not to mention drained.
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by black francis » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:55 am
Ladies I have a turkey baster and a cup full of sperm.
Call me.
Call me.
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by Voodoo Billy » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:43 pm
black francis wrote:Ladies I have a turkey baster and a cup full of sperm.
Call me.
Remember to mark the cup accordingly if leaving it in the fridge. You don't want another family member remarking that they'd just finished the greek yoghurt which tasted as if it was well past its best before date anyway.
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by happy_loss » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:32 am
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