I didn't know LFC even HAD an online lottery!!!

by **Frank The Bunny** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:28 pm

And I apparently WON!!!

This is to inform you that you have won $357,970.673 USD in Liverpool Football Club Online Lottery. Kindly contact us at office01@liverpoolfc.net for claims with the following information below;

Full names, Address, Phone number, Age, Sex, Marital status, Occupation.

Note: You are to forward all correspondence to our Claims Office(office01@liverpoolfc.net) for processing of funds release. Congratulations from members and staff of Liverpool Football Club and Athletic Grounds Ltd.

Announcer, Hon.
Pauly Cox Terrie,
Public Affairs & Protocols,
Liverpoolfc Online Lottery.

by **JackT** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:43 pm

Congratulations Frank! You can buy that Ice Cream Truck now.

by **Frank The Bunny** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:50 pm

JackT wrote:Congratulations Frank! You can buy that Ice Cream Truck now.

Truck? Screw the truck! I'm going the Madonna/Angelina Jolie/Bruno route - I'm buyin' me some African "orphans" I figure I can stack 10-15 of them in my front hall closet.

by **withahip** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:48 am

Can you return them within 30 days of you don't like them?

by **Dr Cheese** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:27 am

Maybe you could buy us a new team?

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:32 am

I always thought the LFC Lottery was the name for Rafa's method of team selection.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:34 am

withahip wrote:Can you return them within 30 days of you don't like them?

Only if he sends them back unused in the same condition he received them. Now that's a big IF.

by **Kounelaki** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:42 am

Dr Cheese wrote:Maybe you could buy us a new team?

Or at least some hair dye for Torres.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:20 am

Voodoo Billy wrote:I always thought the LFC Lottery was the name for [s]Rafa's[/s] Roy "Harry H. Corbett" Hodgson's method of team selection.

Judging by that game I watched on TV yesterday.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:14 am

Reminds me of the shot of them with the bucket and spade in the film intro. Seems the same at Anfield, same old shit, new shovel.

by **withahip** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:27 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Only if he sends them back unused in the same condition he received them. Now that's a big IF.

"If" isn't in Frank's vocab. Only "when."

I didn't know LFC even HAD an online lottery!!!

I didn't know LFC even HAD an online lottery!!!

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