Is your husband a Depeche Mode fan?

[black francis]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.

Uh oh.

[withahip]

3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?

[withahip]

I am so busted:

9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions. Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?

[black francis]

13) Has spent an evening at the Marriott Marquis in New York with two other men.

[withahip]

omg - Combine that with the fact it was for the purpose of seeing a New Wave band from the 80s playing with a full orchestra. And the concert was named after a large body of water and precipitation.

[JackT]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.

Uh oh.

When did the gays monopolize irony?

(And yes, I said "the gays.")

[Mr. Brian]

14) Refers to homosexuals as "the gays" and berates Irish-American waitresses for getting his salad order wrong

[JackT]

14) Refers to homosexuals as "the gays" and berates Irish-American waitresses for getting his salad order wrong

You're letting your hair down mr brian. Good for you.

[Mr. Brian]

You're letting your hair down mr brian. Good for you.

15) Let's hair down around other gays

[JackT]

15) Let's hair down around other gays

16) Repeats gay warning signs already covered in previously enumerated gay warning signs.

[DivaDiana77]

However if your now ex-husband is Depeche Mode fan, dresses a bit like Martin Gore and looks about like him, has worn a black leather dress, etc. Please send him my way. The dude is straight and merely taking the piss out of all of you, either that or he just doesn't care. In either case, I'm sure he and I will have 3 beautiful children together, just like our dear Martin.

[DivaDiana77]

BTW, I thought the part about your husband looking in the mirror and admiring his ass in skinny jeans as a sign of being gay was HILARIOUS!!

I think surer signs might actually be, knows all the lyrics to Queen songs, adores Freddie Mercury, has all the Village People albums, super-digs George Michael, still breaks out Frankie Goes to Hollywood, goes to every Morrissey concert and sings vociferously, insists that you call him Moz...

THOSE are SURE signs.

[Mr. Brian]

17) reads articles on warning signs about being gay to see if he is gay

[Mr. Brian]

16) Repeats gay warning signs already covered in previously enumerated gay warning signs.

sorry I didn't actually read the article

[withahip]

21.) Writes articles of great in-depth knowledge of gay behavior for religious groups.