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Postby watercolors » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:54 am

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
MINISTRY OF FINANCE
ECONOMIC AND DEBT REFORM DEPARTMENT.
WORLD BANK READ, ABUJA, NIGERIA
Attn: Beneficiary,
This is to inform you that your delayed Inheritance/Contract Fund US$10 Million USD from the Nigeria Government has been Approved and Released for immediate payment to your nominated bank account unconditionally.
You are therefore advice to Contact the General Manager of Oceanic Bank Plc, Burkina Faso (Mr. Harrison Obi) through below email address:
oceanic-bf@fastwebmail.it
and send him your Fund Release Pin R1209I so that he will transfer this fund to you immediately.
Kindly notify us or your nearest F.B.I office after 96hours you did not received this Fund from
Mr. Harrison Obi.
Thanks and accept our congratulations.
Dr. Richard Adebisi.
Minister for Finance,
Federal Republic of Nigeria.






WTF??
Screaming from beneath the waves...
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Postby JackT » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:09 am

Wow you should totally pursue that.
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Postby black francis » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:13 am

He's a Doctor for Chrissakes. Totally legit.

I still waiting for Prince Mbubu to come through. I got a good feeling about him.
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:21 pm

They could have least got the Nigerian Finance Minister's name right. It's Olusegun Olutoyin Aganga according to Wikipedia. That took me two miliseconds to look up. Lazy c**ts.

And he's not after your monies unlike this chap...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MTFauI8INY[/youtube]
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Postby Mr. Brian » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:02 pm

I know a guy that runs a school in Nigeria (true!) and he says that most Nigerians are good people and there is a minority who do stuff like this to fund their corrupt government so I would totally trust this just based on the odds. You have to take chances in life or you will get nowhere.
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Postby JackT » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:31 pm

Mr. Brian wrote:You have to take chances in life or you will get nowhere.


I actually think it's kind of racist for Watercolors to have doubts.
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Postby withahip » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:03 pm

Nigerians are their own race?
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Postby bluegrace » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:36 am

Haha, Watercolours, I got one exactly like that, must be some six months ago. And no, I never replied, maybe I should have, could be a millionaire by now...
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Postby mark » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:16 am

These guys will show you how to handle these emails, plus you will get a good laugh too!

http://www.419eater.com/
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Postby Mr. Brian » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:39 pm

If you guys want, just go ahead and transfer your money to my PayPal account and I'll have this checked out.
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Postby Dr Evil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:26 am

I told them I would pay extra in cash as long as they came round personally to my flat.
Not many people leave my flat.
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Postby black francis » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:19 pm

If I ever walked into your flat I'd just assume I was never leaving and would go ahead and chain myself up in your dungeon.
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Postby JackT » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:57 pm

black francis wrote:If I ever walked into your flat I'd just assume I was never leaving and would go ahead and chain myself up in your dungeon.


In my day, a deviant chained up his own victims. Does he expect you to also rape and murder yourself as well?
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Postby black francis » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:20 pm

I go the extra mile for my captors.
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