Ok so this guy's crazy but you gotta respect the DIY attitude and massive nut sack. He felt Bin Laden did him wrong and was there to kill the fucker with a sword, a pistol, night vision goggles and enough hash for a joint. If that's not awesome then I have no idea what is.
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/american- ... d=10920960
America should have a shiny, new kidney ready for this guy when he's finally deported.
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by black francis » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:23 pm
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by JackT » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:47 pm
Ha ha I was going to make a post about this guy. They should have just secretly followed him with a video camera to see what happens.
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by black francis » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:54 pm
Could you imagine if he somehow succeeded? Supposedly he was in the right region according to US intelligence.
It's like that old Texan guy who shot at a UFO with his shotgun. Aliens travel a zillion miles only to be taken out by a 12 gauge and a bottle of Wild Turkey.
It's like that old Texan guy who shot at a UFO with his shotgun. Aliens travel a zillion miles only to be taken out by a 12 gauge and a bottle of Wild Turkey.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by withahip » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:00 pm
If only he had a portable dialysis machine, he could have kept going.
He must have been pretty certain he was going to find him him within 12 hours or maybe he would use the knife to hunt mountain goats and eat brush as the need arose.
He must have been pretty certain he was going to find him him within 12 hours or maybe he would use the knife to hunt mountain goats and eat brush as the need arose.
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by withahip » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:20 pm
Mr. Brian wrote:Wasn't that guy one of the Doobie Brothers?
That one is just too easy.
black francis wrote:was there to kill the fucker with a sword, a pistol, night vision goggles and enough hash for a joint.
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by In The Margins » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:22 pm
What crime did this guy commit that warranted arrest? Are night vision goggles not allowed in Pakistan?
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by Dr Evil » Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:50 am
Like Bin Laden, with kidney disease he obviously thought he had nothing to lose.
But the trouble is killing Bin Laden would make no difference. You can't kill a bad idea.
About as pointless as killing George Bush-the damage is done.
But the trouble is killing Bin Laden would make no difference. You can't kill a bad idea.
About as pointless as killing George Bush-the damage is done.
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by the ghost of guitarplayer » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:33 am
True. And for one dead Bin Laden, there will be hundreds of others who'd probably line up claiming to be his successor - Afghanistan shows that. Bin Laden, even if he is holed up in a cave in Pakistan or relaxing in the sunshine by a swimming pool in Iran, has little say or control on what is going on there or ability to direct any mass terrorist attack on the same scale as 911.
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by withahip » Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:40 am
Dr Evil wrote:About as pointless as killing George Bush-the damage is done.
If someone kills my family, I wouldn't just shrug and say, "Well, they are gone. Damage is done," and then head off to work.
Driving planes into buildings isn't something a government says, "Oh well" about.
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by Frank The Bunny » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:35 am
Mr. Brian wrote:I am also thinking David Blaine and Bin Laden may be the same guy. It may explain some things.
He's actually returned to his job as guitarist for Seattle grunge band Soundgarden.
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