This dude needs to turn in his penis

[JackT]

if he even has one:


http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/cam ... stion.html

Together for 11 months, Chad Horn and Claire Givens had already begun to discuss the idea of getting married.

So Horn, 31, of Somerville, knew that if he was going to surprise Givens with his proposal, he would have to pop the question in a place where she would least expect it.

...

After leading Givens to the sample table under the guise that he was hungry, Horn read to Givens a poem of sorts he’d written called “Recipe for Relationship Surprise,” which calls for one barrel of laughter, one cup of encouragement and two tablespoons of thoughtfulness.

Then he dropped to one knee, told Givens he wanted to experience life with her and asked her to marry him.

[black francis]

When did you become so cynical Jack?

[withahip]

So tough to read this story through the tears.

[black francis]

I never wipe my tears away. I'm not ashamed of them. I wear them proudly like small, wet, salty badges of emotional truth

[Frank The Bunny]

Horn read to Givens a poem of sorts he’d written called “Recipe for Relationship Surprise,” which calls for one barrel of laughter, one cup of encouragement and two tablespoons of thoughtfulness.

He then pushed her to her knees, dropped his pants and shot two tablespoons of thoughtfulness all over her face.

[withahip]

I never wipe my tears away. I'm not ashamed of them. I wear them proudly like small, wet, salty badges of emotional truth

Your posts remind me of the great poet e.e. cummings.

http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/eecummings

[Frank The Bunny]

Your posts remind me of the great poet e.e. cummings.

http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/eecummings

heh heh... you said "cumming"