Candy Tax takes effect June 1 in Washington State

by **Mr. Brian** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:09 pm

withahip wrote:I can get more.

Nope, the gulf is where 90% of the world's supply of petroleum jelly comes from.

by **withahip** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:35 pm

Where do you think I just went swimming? Happiest day of my life.

by **Mr. Brian** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:43 pm

withahip wrote:Where do you think I just went swimming? Happiest day of my life.

I saw you on CNN! I thought it was some sort of manatee.

by **withahip** » Wed May 12, 2010 6:04 pm

Yeah, yeah - so I've put on a few pounds.

by **Frank The Bunny** » Wed May 12, 2010 9:54 pm

Mr. Brian wrote:I have a Seed Bank

By "seed bank", are you referring to that towel in the corner of your bedroom that's so full of spent seed that it stands up on its own like some perverted-ass papier mache?

by **Frank The Bunny** » Wed May 12, 2010 9:56 pm

withahip wrote:I have tubs of generic petroleum jelly. There is this great Chinese discount store near my house. I can also get us nice belts for a dollar.

Petroleum jelly isn't good for the Fleshlight. Only water-based lubes, please.

by **Mr. Brian** » Wed May 12, 2010 10:31 pm

Frank The Bunny wrote:By "seed bank", are you referring to that towel in the corner of your bedroom that's so full of spent seed that it stands up on its own like some perverted-ass papier mache?

Isn't that what everyone calls it?

by **Frank The Bunny** » Thu May 13, 2010 8:44 am

black francis wrote:Is it time to start revolting yet? I have a three month supply of food, water, ammunition and Bibles.

three month supply of Bibles? A perfect solution to life after toilet paper

by **tonywojo** » Fri May 14, 2010 2:42 pm

Frank The Bunny wrote:three month supply of Bibles? A perfect solution to life after toilet paper

thats a long middle finger

by **Frank The Bunny** » Fri May 14, 2010 4:25 pm

tonywojo wrote:thats a long middle finger

All the better to "fuck you!" with, Little Red Riding Hood.

by **black francis** » Sat May 15, 2010 9:21 am

Get a room you two.

by **tonywojo** » Sun May 16, 2010 3:39 am

black francis wrote:Get a room you two.

will u join us?

by **Frank The Bunny** » Sun May 16, 2010 9:17 am

tonywojo wrote:will u join us?

Ooh... now you're talking.
When choosing your safe word, be sure to pick one with a lot of vowels.

by **tonywojo** » Sun May 16, 2010 11:06 am

Frank The Bunny wrote:Ooh... now you're talking.
When choosing your safe word, be sure to pick one with a lot of vowels.

i love scrabble

carol vorderman cue!

all i said was ur middle finger is long - fact

by **happy_loss** » Sun May 16, 2010 11:27 am

Seattle was on our shortlist of possible destinations if we decided to move back to the states. I might have to reconsider now, taxing candy..........the horror...............the horror.......

As far as lubes go, I can get wholesale sesame oil and ship it direct to anyone who's interested. Sex toys and used school girl panties are readily available from vending machines as well.

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