I'm bored

[moses (2)]

Hey take it easy. When the kid poops we act like he invented the perpetual motion machine.

My 2 year old told m the other day that he loved me -- well he actually said I lub you daddy but then said immedialty after that -- i lub donkeys ,, oh and that his favourite colour is back

[Mr. Brian]

My 2 year old told m the other day that he loved me -- well he actually said I lub you daddy but then said immedialty after that -- i lub donkeys ,, oh and that his favourite colour is back

Do you realize that you just mentioned donkeys in a thread that black francis and FtB are subscribed to?

May God have mercy on our souls.

[Voodoo Billy]

My 2 year old told m the other day that he loved me -- well he actually said I lub you daddy but then said immedialty after that -- i lub donkeys ,, oh and that his favourite colour is back

Reminds me of my then 3 year old son over-hearing a conversation between the wife and I about an acquaintance we referred to as "The Fat Bastard". Anyway, he turns to me with a smile on his face and says, "Dad, you're a fat bastard". After playing for a while, he returns and looks into my eyes, "No Dad" he says "you're not fat ...............but you are a bastard".

Kids eh, you can't beat them (under current EEC laws of course).

[Mr. Brian]

I am sufficiently entertained. Carry on with your normal business. Thank you for your time.

[black francis]

Did someone say donkeys?

[Voodoo Billy]

Did someone say donkeys?

Oiled and ready from what I heard, though I think there may only be a couple left.

[Voodoo Billy]

I am sufficiently entertained. Carry on with your normal business. Thank you for your time.

Thank you boss, now I'll get on with ironing your shirts if there's nothing else you need.

[Mr. Brian]

Thank you boss, now I'll get on with ironing your shirts if there's nothing else you need.

My dear guest Voodoo Billy, whenever you call me boss I imagine you as Tattoo from Fantasy Island and I want to speak like Mr. Rourke, your host.

[In The Margins]

My dear guest Voodoo Billy, whenever you call me boss I imagine you as Tattoo from Fantasy Island and I want to speak like Mr. Rourke, your host.

I imagine the scene in Shawshank Redemption when Red (Morgan Freeman) asks the grocery store manager's permission to use the restroom.

[Mr. Brian]

I imagine the scene in Shawshank Redemption when Red (Morgan Freeman) asks the grocery store manager's permission to use the restroom.

That is one of my favorite movies, but that makes me the grocery store manager and I would prefer to be Mr Rourke because that is less boring.

[In The Margins]

That is one of my favorite movies, but that makes me the grocery store manager and I would prefer to be Mr Rourke because that is less boring.

Are you sure it's not for the unspoken sexual tension between Mr. Rourke and the female guests?

Or the ability to then go on to battle Kirk and utter these immortal lines: From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

[Voodoo Billy]

My dear guest Voodoo Billy, whenever you call me boss I imagine you as Tattoo from Fantasy Island and I want to speak like Mr. Rourke, your host.

[Mr. Brian]

Are you sure it's not for the unspoken sexual tension between Mr. Rourke and the female guests?

Or the ability to then go on to battle Kirk and utter these immortal lines: From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Mr Rourke battled Captain Kirk or did Kirk Cameron appear on Fantasy Island? Now I'm all confused.

[Voodoo Billy]

I imagine the scene in Shawshank Redemption when Red (Morgan Freeman) asks the grocery store manager's permission to use the restroom.

I wouldn't dare ask the boss if I could use the restroom. Besides, BF's probably in there with the donkey by now.

[black francis]

Okay Billy now you're just being gross and inappropriate and I would like a retraction and apology.

I am a gentleman with my donkeys and would never take them to a bathroom stall.