Happy-Go-Lucky

[Dr Evil]

What was her reaction?

I explained my theory that women have naturally higher levels of pleasure chemicals in their brain for evolutionary reasons (I see all my interactions with people in terms of sociobiology) such as being able to put up with and humour boring men and endure the hazards of pregnancy, and this was the reason she laughed all the time.
She said it was probably just as well that she had such natural chemicals, but my presence was assisting their effect.

[Dr Evil]

What was this brain chemical you were introducing her to? Rohypnol?

[Kounelaki]

I explained my theory that women have naturally higher levels of pleasure chemicals in their brain for evolutionary reasons (I see all my interactions with people in terms of sociobiology) such as being able to put up with and humour boring men and endure the hazards of pregnancy, and this was the reason she laughed all the time.
She said it was probably just as well that she had such natural chemicals, but my presence was assisting their effect.

[Dr Evil]

On the other hand , maybe she laughed a lot because she looked a lot like the Fairy Queen (top left) in Lord of the Rings and everyone loved her. Mac took quite a shine to her at a concert years ago. I am more of a Hobbit (bottom right) but became friends with her by way of apology for being too hung up to even talk to her initially due to the age gap. I am curious as to what goes on in a girls head, so I overcame my inhibitions to study the behaviour of the beautiful creature. There was no mystery-she was just nice. But love was not on the cards-I had my own ring to forge. Love without ageless physical immortality is pointless and tragic.

[Dr Cheese]

I had my own ring to forge.

So many jokes so little time.

[Voodoo Billy]

So many jokes so little time.

Ha, Ha, you beat me to that one Dr Cheese.

[black francis]

Hmm... Interweb dating sites. Never really tried them. I guess some of these Russian internet dating sites might be worth a go, especially if you can meet beauties like these:

I bet in reality though, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. I can quite imagine how it would develop.

You buy your tickets to Moscow after weeks of conversation with Anastasia on the Interweb, often personal, often humorous - you have a real connection. She must be the one.

You arrive at Moscow's Sheremetyevo International Airport, nervously awaiting her arrival (she said that she'll be wearing a sexy pink top for recognition purposes). You never dreamt of finding such a gorgeous blonde. After waiting an hour in baggage retrieval, going through passport check and then moving onto Sheremetyevo International Airport's main concourse where the much anticipated romantic rendezvous will begin, you patiently wait, but you can't see her among the busy Muscovites and foreign passengers coming and going from the airport.

Eventually your eyes are drawn to a large person moving towards you. The "thing" frantically waves at you, you glance away as she has clearly mistaken you as someone else. She keeps moving towards you and you are eventually greeted by the "creature" below holding up a placard with your name on it. She greets you with the words "I am Anastasia. I love you".

Clearly.

I had a co-worker who began an internet relationship with some chick on the East Coast who said her best feature was her ass and they made plans for her to move out to L.A. and move in with him. He said she came in the airport and she was huge when he had pictured some young squeezie. Apparently the pictures she had sent were all flattering angles and from years ago. He told her right there at the airport it wasn't gonna work out and that she could stay for only two weeks.

[JackT]

I had a co-worker who began an internet relationship with some chick on the East Coast who said her best feature was her ass and they made plans for her to move out to L.A. and move in with him. He said she came in the airport and she was huge when he had pictured some young squeezie. Apparently the pictures she had sent were all flattering angles and from years ago. He told her right there at the airport it wasn't gonna work out and that she could stay for only two weeks.

Not quite, "co-worker".

First of all, my best feature IS my ass, and the way I recall it, I told you I could only stay for two weeks because I found out your house is full of Mexicans. And I'm not a chick.

[black francis]

How many times do I have to tell you? We're Spanish!

You were the one who was sending me "tuck" pictures. I just assumed you were an ugly, flat chested chick.

[Dr Evil]

This drives home my point. Until I can download the plans for eternal youth from the far future with my retrocausal information transfer device, any woman is a depreciating ASSet.

[DivaDiana77]

Hmm... Interweb dating sites. Never really tried them. I guess some of these Russian internet dating sites might be worth a go, especially if you can meet beauties like these:

It really upsets me that my photo is distributed without my permission. Please remove it. Thanks.

[moses (2)]

It really upsets me that my photo is distributed without my permission. Please remove it. Thanks.

I notice that you are hiding your beer gut by lifting up your shaved legs

what else are you hiding there ???

[Dr Evil]

It really upsets me that my photo is distributed without my permission. Please remove it. Thanks.

Come round to my place and i'll show you my etchings.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

It really upsets me that my photo is distributed without my permission. Please remove it. Thanks.

First things first, DivaDiana77 you aren't 25 years old from sunny Lazarevskoye on the Black Sea coast. But if you are, I agree with Moses (2) - tell me why you seem to be hiding something between your legs with that strategically placed rock. So tell me, DivaDiana77, what's going on there? Or would you prefer me to call you by your former name, Vladimir?

[withahip]

I just assumed you were an ugly, flat chested chick.

I wouldn't exactly say flat chested. Those babies looked ready to lactate.


And who photoshopped my legs on DivaDiana's picture?