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Postby black francis » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:51 pm

Yeah no shit.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationship ... -find.html
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Postby kook » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:32 pm

Reading the title of the thread, I had a little bet with myself as to who wrote it before I cast my eyes right along the line.
I won!
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Postby black francis » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:46 pm

I have a reputation to maintain.
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Postby kook » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:48 pm

black francis wrote:I have a reputation to maintain.


Admirably, thus far.
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Postby JackT » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:26 pm

I almost posted it when the article came out.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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Postby shadows on the trees » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:47 pm

So do all of us Americans on VT read the Telegraph online every day? We seem to post articles from there fairly often.
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Postby Dr Evil » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:53 am

Some of the girls on "Babestation" do tend to overact.
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Postby the ghost of guitarplayer » Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:13 am

Babestation - "Babe" station indeed. I watched that on freeview for the first time the other night featuring some dirty Amy Whinehouse lookalike "simulating", if you can call about that. Talk about overacting. I switched off after a few minutes of her pulling silly faces, waggling her tongue out of her mouth, while gyrating her hips. Are these things supposed to get you to phone up and chat to the Amy lookalikey or something to get her to do more things "suggestively"? It might help first if they find something that the viewer might define as a "babe".
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Postby Mr. Brian » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:12 pm

shadows on the trees wrote:So do all of us Americans on VT read the Telegraph online every day? We seem to post articles from there fairly often.


Only the Americans who use the word "brilliant" a lot and think they are in tune with being British because they watch Monty Python and Dr. Who reruns. Extreme cases may include such sentences such as "do you fancy a pint down at the pub" when they are actually inviting someone to drink a 22oz. Bud Lite draft with some chicken wings at the sports bar in the mall.
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Postby Scouser » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:38 pm

Mr. Brian wrote:Only the Americans who use the word "brilliant" a lot and think they are in tune with being British because they watch Monty Python and Dr. Who reruns. Extreme cases may include such sentences such as "do you fancy a pint down at the pub" when they are actually inviting someone to drink a 22oz. Bud Lite draft with some chicken wings at the sports bar in the mall.


We British only drink tea. Everyone knows that.
Mr. Brian, I find that offensive.

Scouser's inability to se others' point of view is rather grating.
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Postby Mr. Brian » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:40 pm

Scouser wrote:We British only drink tea. Everyone knows that.


If you were really British you would have said "a spot of tea with biscuits and marmalade". Busted.
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Postby Kounelaki » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:47 pm

Biscuits and marmalade?
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Postby Mr. Brian » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:52 pm

Kounelaki wrote:Biscuits and marmalade?


Are you saying that Dick Van Dyke has been lying to us??
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Postby black francis » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:54 pm

Don't answer that. Some things are best left a mystery.
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Postby shadows on the trees » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:06 pm

Mr. Brian wrote:Only the Americans who use the word "brilliant" a lot and think they are in tune with being British because they watch Monty Python and Dr. Who reruns. Extreme cases may include such sentences such as "do you fancy a pint down at the pub" when they are actually inviting someone to drink a 22oz. Bud Lite draft with some chicken wings at the sports bar in the mall.


And then they wake up hugging the loo whilst the room spins?
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