texts from last night

[withahip]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


Not new, but some good ones.

(716): holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
(1-716): How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'

[withahip]

"I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York"

[shadows on the trees]

"I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York"

Damn. Reminds me of the last time I was in NY. Some woman with a mental-asylum lookin' haircut sat on me in the subway... I had fallen asleep on the way home from a party in the Village. Never do that again.