Bitch, bitch, bitch.

[shadows on the trees]

So I took my vomiting baby to the doctor this morning where she promptly puked in the waiting room. Those colossal fuckers made ME clean it up.
So there I am, babe in arms, hurl on my shoulder, cleaning up vomit with my feet.


Had to vent because arson is illegal.

[black francis]

So you're one of those parents who let their kids vomit and don't feel like cleaning it up?


I was at one of those Japanese places where they cook the food at your table and I was sitting there with this family and one of their kids threw up on the stove top and it started cooking. Made for an interesting smell.

[shadows on the trees]

Oh, that's gross!

I just think I could have leant me a hand. There was nowhere to set her down because they've removed all child seats... something to do w/ H1N1, or "the hiney virus" as I like to call it.

She doesn't have H1N1, by the way.

I may go back later and puke in their floor myself.

[black francis]

I know what you mean. I got the complete opposite response at my kid's old preschool. They were really good to us when my son attended. One time I was carrying him in and he threw up all over me, all over my shirt. I had to take it off and I was trying to clean the mess and hold in my stomach at the same time. It was pretty much as embarrassing as it could possibly get but the director laughed and made it seem like no big deal and they would take care of it. Of course I still had to walk around and drive home with no shirt but I hear some chicks like stocky dudes with horrid tan lines.

So when that kid vomited at the restaurant I was the only person who didn't throw a fit. People were jumping up and screaming. I just ate my sushi, drank my beer and waited to be moved. No big deal. The parents were embarrassed and were apologizing to everyone I just told them no problem, my kids have done the same and not to feel bad about it. I

[tonywojo]

I know what you mean. I got the complete opposite response at my kid's old preschool. They were really good to us when my son attended. One time I was carrying him in and he threw up all over me, all over my shirt. I had to take it off and I was trying to clean the mess and hold in my stomach at the same time. It was pretty much as embarrassing as it could possibly get but the director laughed and made it seem like no big deal and they would take care of it. Of course I still had to walk around and drive home with no shirt but I hear some chicks like stocky dudes with horrid tan lines.

So when that kid vomited at the restaurant I was the only person who didn't throw a fit. People were jumping up and screaming. I just ate my sushi, drank my beer and waited to be moved. No big deal. The parents were embarrassed and were apologizing to everyone I just told them no problem, my kids have done the same and not to feel bad about it. I

u guys are sick

[shadows on the trees]

Thanks, BF- I needed that laugh. I really expected the people in a doctor's office to react the way your son's school did.

I think I would have laughed at the grilled spew... certainly wouldn't have screamed.
I can't get the images out of my head, though; shirtless BF or grilled hurl... hmm.

[JackT]

I'm pretty shocked they reacted that way in a Dr.'s Office.

[black francis]

Shirtless BF 6 years ago = not too bad

Shirtless BF 2 years ago when incident occurred = not so hot

[shadows on the trees]

u guys are sick

No, our children are.

[shadows on the trees]

I'm pretty shocked they reacted that way in a Dr.'s Office.

Yeah, we'll be getting a new doctor. I never liked this fucker anyway. No sense of humor. (That's humour to you, wojo.)

[Mr. Brian]

I was at one of those Japanese places where they cook the food at your table and I was sitting there with this family and one of their kids threw up on the stove top and it started cooking. Made for an interesting smell.

Did they flip it up in the air and set it on fire?

[tonywojo]

Yeah, we'll be getting a new doctor. I never liked this fucker anyway. No sense of humor. (That's humour to you, wojo.)

sorry for my feeble attempt at it

[shadows on the trees]

The doctor, Wojo, not you! For pete's sake.

[tonywojo]

The doctor, Wojo, not you! For pete's sake.

i can be a fucker sometimes too

[black francis]

Did they flip it up in the air and set it on fire?

Then put it on my plate. Looked like an omlette.